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  • F Fredrik Bornander

    That's irrelevant[^].

    Try Hovercraft for Android, voted "a game" by players.

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    Nagy Vilmos
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    No, this is an elephant[^]

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    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

      What are you going to do if they both arrive in the same van? ;)

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      Jorgen Andersson
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      Oyakodon.

      Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello (√-shit)2

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      • N Nagy Vilmos

        No, this is an elephant[^]

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        Fredrik Bornander
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        Yes, you are correct. That is indeed an elephant. I stand corrected?

        Try Hovercraft for Android, voted "a game" by players.

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        • F Fredrik Bornander

          Yes, you are correct. That is indeed an elephant. I stand corrected?

          Try Hovercraft for Android, voted "a game" by players.

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          Nagy Vilmos
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          No, no. You can sit down now.

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          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

            What are you going to do if they both arrive in the same van? ;)

            Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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            PhilLenoir
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            That's just silly Griff. One or the other still has to be unloaded first.

            Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

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            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

              What are you going to do if they both arrive in the same van? ;)

              Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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              Nagy Vilmos
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              #9

              If Ocado actually delivered what was ordered, that would be a turn up for the books. Normally it's something like "There where no tomatoes in stock so we substituted Uranium-232"; bloody DPRK deliveries.

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              • N Nagy Vilmos

                No, no. You can sit down now.

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                CafedeJamaica
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                your mama so fat, she ate the chicken and the eggs ;P

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                • C CafedeJamaica

                  your mama so fat, she ate the chicken and the eggs ;P

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                  Nagy Vilmos
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                  Last I heard, when you were born your mum wanted to throw you away and keep the afterbirth.

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                  • N Nagy Vilmos

                    I've placed two orders with Ocado, one for a fresh chicken and the other for a dozen eggs. Let's see which comes first.

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                    Lost User
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                    Ah yes a chicken and egg conundrum. If the chicken arrives first I wouldn't hold out much hope for the eggs.

                    Peter Wasser "The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell

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                    • P PhilLenoir

                      That's just silly Griff. One or the other still has to be unloaded first.

                      Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

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                      OriginalGriff
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                      The driver (probably) has two hands...

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                      • N Nagy Vilmos

                        If Ocado actually delivered what was ordered, that would be a turn up for the books. Normally it's something like "There where no tomatoes in stock so we substituted Uranium-232"; bloody DPRK deliveries.

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                        OriginalGriff
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                        Ah. We used to get that with Sainsburys: "You asked for 100g of Brie, so we sent the whole wheel." "You asked for 2lb of Lincolnshire sausages: so here's a packet of dried fruit" :doh:

                        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                          The driver (probably) has two hands...

                          Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                          PhilLenoir
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                          No, he has none - I've met him. He's harmless.

                          Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

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                          • P PhilLenoir

                            No, he has none - I've met him. He's harmless.

                            Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

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                            OriginalGriff
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                            *boom* tish!

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                            • P PhilLenoir

                              No, he has none - I've met him. He's harmless.

                              Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

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                              den2k88
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                              Nope. Just... nope. :wtf: :laugh:

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                              • D den2k88

                                Nope. Just... nope. :wtf: :laugh:

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                                PhilLenoir
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                                'tis the silly season!

                                Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

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                                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                  Ah. We used to get that with Sainsburys: "You asked for 100g of Brie, so we sent the whole wheel." "You asked for 2lb of Lincolnshire sausages: so here's a packet of dried fruit" :doh:

                                  Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                                  Brady Kelly
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                                  One can never have too much Brie.

                                  No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde

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                                  • B Brady Kelly

                                    One can never have too much Brie.

                                    No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde

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                                    Sander Rossel
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                                    I was going to say that! Hmmmm... Brie... :D

                                    My blog[^]

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                                    • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

                                      I was going to say that! Hmmmm... Brie... :D

                                      My blog[^]

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                                      Brady Kelly
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                                      I think one morning this weekend I will celebrate my first full paycheck, in nearly six months, with a fruity chardonnay and a small wheel of brie, the breakfast of kings. :cool:

                                      No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde

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                                      • J Jorgen Andersson

                                        Oyakodon.

                                        Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello (√-shit)2

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                                        Lost User
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                                        Jörgen Andersson wrote:

                                        Oyakodon.

                                        I wonder how many actually know the reference.

                                        Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet. The interesting thing about software is it can not reproduce, until it can.

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