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What job would you create for yourself?

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  • Kornfeld Eliyahu PeterK Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

    http://dilbert.com/strip/2015-02-08[^]

    Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

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    Lost User
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    "My job could be to attend meetings and say strategic things".. Every company has got these people :laugh:

    How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

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      Condom tester

      PooperPig - Coming Soon

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      If there are holes or flaws in this statement, there could be long term consequences..

      73

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      • J Jorgen Andersson

        Testing the broken ones?

        Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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        PIEBALDconsult
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        No. Not using them.

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          "My job could be to attend meetings and say strategic things".. Every company has got these people :laugh:

          How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

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          Austin Mullins
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          Yes, and there value is determined by precisely how strategic their words are. Isn't a programmer just someone who refuses to attend these meetings with the excuse that they're too busy typing strategic things?

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          • D DaveAuld

            It is safe for work, it is all about how they created the job adverts and the marketing behind the campaign.........there is nothing contentious in it at all. :)

            Dave Find Me On:Web|Facebook|Twitter|LinkedIn Folding Stats: Team CodeProject

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            Octanic
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            well, that was what he was saying, but he forgot to add an "A" to NSFW. It should be NSFWA: Not Safe For Wife Around

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