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  • R Rage

    I was offered sex today, with a 21 year old girl. In exchange for that, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on internet. Of course I declined because I am a person of high moral standards with a strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajox, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available scented with lemon or vanilla.

    Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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    Do you also have screen cleaning products? It happens I need one after reading that :-D

    Geek code v 3.12 GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X

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    • R Rage

      I was offered sex today, with a 21 year old girl. In exchange for that, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on internet. Of course I declined because I am a person of high moral standards with a strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajox, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available scented with lemon or vanilla.

      Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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      Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
      Anonymous
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      The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
      Winston Churchill, 1944
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      I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
      Me, all the time

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        Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
        Anonymous
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        The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
        Winston Churchill, 1944
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        I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
        Me, all the time

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        Your time will come, if you let it be right.

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        • R Rage

          I was offered sex today, with a 21 year old girl. In exchange for that, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on internet. Of course I declined because I am a person of high moral standards with a strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajox, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available scented with lemon or vanilla.

          Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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          :laugh: Good one! :thumbsup:

          Your time will come, if you let it be right.

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          • D den2k88

            Do you also have screen cleaning products? It happens I need one after reading that :-D

            Geek code v 3.12 GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X

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            Jarek Kruza
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            What a coincidence... I was just asked by some girl to advertise Super Screen Wipers...

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            • R Rage

              I was offered sex today, with a 21 year old girl. In exchange for that, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on internet. Of course I declined because I am a person of high moral standards with a strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajox, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available scented with lemon or vanilla.

              Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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              Well, she said she was a 21 year old girl...[^] :~

              Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                Rage
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                No comment.

                Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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                • R Rage

                  I was offered sex today, with a 21 year old girl. In exchange for that, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on internet. Of course I declined because I am a person of high moral standards with a strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajox, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available scented with lemon or vanilla.

                  Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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                  Rage wrote:

                  I was offered sex today, with a 21 year old girl. In exchange for that, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on internet.

                  Sounds like a fair exchange. :-D

                  Once you lose your pride the rest is easy. In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs

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                    Rage wrote:

                    I was offered sex today, with a 21 year old girl. In exchange for that, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on internet.

                    Sounds like a fair exchange. :-D

                    Once you lose your pride the rest is easy. In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs

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                    That is not what she said. :rolleyes:

                    Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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                    • R Rage

                      That is not what she said. :rolleyes:

                      Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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                      Okay live TV works for me. :-D

                      Once you lose your pride the rest is easy. In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs

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                      • R Rage

                        No comment.

                        Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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                        Unable to load the requested message's content.

                        Programmer : A machine that converts coffee into code !

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                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                          Well, she said she was a 21 year old girl...[^] :~

                          Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                          You should warn that it can't be unseen... X|

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                          • R Rage

                            That is not what she said. :rolleyes:

                            Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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                            Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                            she didn't say it was with her

                            You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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