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  • H HobbyProggy

    As long as it fits ;P Who needs a firehose in his pants? That seems uncomfortable :-\

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    Jorgen Andersson
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    I never did understand this skinny fashion of today.

    Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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    • R racketeer

      Average length[^] OK, let's get this over with as quickly and painlessly as possible. Take a small ruler from the stationery cupboard and form an orderly queue along one side of the corridor then we can all get back to work.

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      Corporal Agarn
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      I wish you would have put PNSFW. :^)

      Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

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      • C Corporal Agarn

        I wish you would have put PNSFW. :^)

        Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

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        Jorgen Andersson
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        What's the P standing for? :~

        Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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        • J Jorgen Andersson

          What's the P standing for? :~

          Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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          Corporal Agarn
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          Wash your brain out! :laugh: P for possibly. Bringing up a large headline about penis size can be rather embarrassing when the boss walks by.

          Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

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          • C Corporal Agarn

            Wash your brain out! :laugh: P for possibly. Bringing up a large headline about penis size can be rather embarrassing when the boss walks by.

            Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

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            Jorgen Andersson
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            Corporal Agarn wrote:

            Bringing up a large headline about penis size can be rather embarrassing when the boss walks by

            Only if you don't lean back in your chair and loudly says: Yeah!

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            • R racketeer

              Average length[^] OK, let's get this over with as quickly and painlessly as possible. Take a small ruler from the stationery cupboard and form an orderly queue along one side of the corridor then we can all get back to work.

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              Slacker007
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              Shirley, you can't be serious?

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              • S Slacker007

                Shirley, you can't be serious?

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                racketeer
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                Don't call me surely

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                • C Corporal Agarn

                  Wash your brain out! :laugh: P for possibly. Bringing up a large headline about penis size can be rather embarrassing when the boss walks by.

                  Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

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                  racketeer
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                  Sorry, mate. It was posted from my vantage point in the corner. There's nothing overtly sexual in the article and I thought that if it escaped the aggressive intentions of our local content police, it would be safe for anyone. It's not that long since we had to seek special dispensation to gain access to technical blogs.

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                  • R racketeer

                    Sorry, mate. It was posted from my vantage point in the corner. There's nothing overtly sexual in the article and I thought that if it escaped the aggressive intentions of our local content police, it would be safe for anyone. It's not that long since we had to seek special dispensation to gain access to technical blogs.

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                    Corporal Agarn
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                    Not a problem. Just a quick X and problem solved. I will read the article at home tonight.

                    Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

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                    • J Jorgen Andersson

                      What's the P standing for? :~

                      Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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                      Rage
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                      Penis ?

                      Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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                      • C Corporal Agarn

                        Wash your brain out! :laugh: P for possibly. Bringing up a large headline about penis size can be rather embarrassing when the boss walks by.

                        Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

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                        JimmyRopes
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                        Corporal Agarn wrote:

                        Bringing up a large headline about penis size can be rather embarrassing when the boss walks by.

                        Depends on his penis size or her preference. :~

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                        • S Simon_Whale

                          who cares, it will more than likely get you into trouble one day e.g. when she says I'm pregnant

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                          Lost User
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                          Why should she think you are pregnant?

                          The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
                          This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
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                            Why should she think you are pregnant?

                            The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
                            This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
                            "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada."

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                            Simon_Whale
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                            Well if I'm pregnant then I'm rich :laugh:

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                            • S Simon_Whale

                              Well if I'm pregnant then I'm rich :laugh:

                              Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence EAT BACON

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                              Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                              or your parents have lied to you for a long time

                              You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                              • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

                                or your parents have lied to you for a long time

                                You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                                Simon_Whale
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                                :laugh:

                                Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence EAT BACON

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                                • S Simon_Whale

                                  Well if I'm pregnant then I'm rich :laugh:

                                  Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence EAT BACON

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                                  Lost User
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                                  Not if your round belly only makes you look pregnant. That's what the medicine men call a beer pregnancy. :-)

                                  The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
                                  This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
                                  "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada."

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                                  • J Jorgen Andersson

                                    What's the P standing for? :~

                                    Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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                                    HobbyProggy
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                                    Don't you know? A is for apple, B is for balloons...., P is for *****,

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                                    • R racketeer

                                      Average length[^] OK, let's get this over with as quickly and painlessly as possible. Take a small ruler from the stationery cupboard and form an orderly queue along one side of the corridor then we can all get back to work.

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                                      Eric Goedhart
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                                      You might also be interested in [this^] :-D

                                      With friendly greetings,:) Eric Goedhart

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                                      • E Eric Goedhart

                                        You might also be interested in [this^] :-D

                                        With friendly greetings,:) Eric Goedhart

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                                        racketeer
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                                        Wait, this is getting complicated now. Suppose I went for one of those but then needed a whole body transplant[^]? I can just imagine 10 years down the line getting calls saying 'Have you been sold a surgical procedure? Do you know you may be eligible for compensation if you lost more weight than you were bargaining for'

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                                        • R racketeer

                                          Wait, this is getting complicated now. Suppose I went for one of those but then needed a whole body transplant[^]? I can just imagine 10 years down the line getting calls saying 'Have you been sold a surgical procedure? Do you know you may be eligible for compensation if you lost more weight than you were bargaining for'

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                                          dandy72
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                                          racketeer wrote:

                                          Wait, this is getting complicated now. Suppose I went for one of those but then needed a whole body transplant

                                          Ok, now I see why they call it a "whole body transplant" instead of a "head" transplant...

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