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    chriselst
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    Make sure they stab you in the right place[^]

    Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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    • C chriselst

      Make sure they stab you in the right place[^]

      Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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      OriginalGriff
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      #2

      'The reporter moved during the demonstration, and the "stabber" missed the vest.' :laugh:

      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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      • C chriselst

        Make sure they stab you in the right place[^]

        Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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        HobbyProggy
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        #3

        "The car is functioning, you just can't move it or sit in." "We tested it all over the world..."

        Rules for the FOSW ![^]

        if(this.signature != "")
        {
        MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
        }
        else
        {
        MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
        }

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          "The car is functioning, you just can't move it or sit in." "We tested it all over the world..."

          Rules for the FOSW ![^]

          if(this.signature != "")
          {
          MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
          }
          else
          {
          MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
          }

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          Lost User
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          #4

          Quote:

          "We tested it all over the world..."

          Sounds like a sales pitch from Volkswagen?

          How do we preserve the wisdom men will need, when their violent passions are spent? - The Lost Horizon

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            "The car is functioning, you just can't move it or sit in." "We tested it all over the world..."

            Rules for the FOSW ![^]

            if(this.signature != "")
            {
            MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
            }
            else
            {
            MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
            }

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            Sander Rossel
            wrote on last edited by
            #5

            HobbyProggy wrote:

            "We tested it all over the world..."

            To make sure the vest doesn't behave differently in other locations :laugh:

            Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.

            Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra

            Regards, Sander

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            • L Lost User

              Quote:

              "We tested it all over the world..."

              Sounds like a sales pitch from Volkswagen?

              How do we preserve the wisdom men will need, when their violent passions are spent? - The Lost Horizon

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              HobbyProggy
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              #6

              Well they are still cleaner than american cars :)

              Rules for the FOSW ![^]

              if(this.signature != "")
              {
              MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
              }
              else
              {
              MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
              }

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              • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

                HobbyProggy wrote:

                "We tested it all over the world..."

                To make sure the vest doesn't behave differently in other locations :laugh:

                Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.

                Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra

                Regards, Sander

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                OriginalGriff
                wrote on last edited by
                #7

                Yeah, but after he was stabbed, did they take it off and put it back on again?

                Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                  'The reporter moved during the demonstration, and the "stabber" missed the vest.' :laugh:

                  Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                  Chris Quinn
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                  #8

                  I believe bulletproof vests are not particularly effective against shots to the head

                  ========================================================= I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka. =========================================================

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                  • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

                    HobbyProggy wrote:

                    "We tested it all over the world..."

                    To make sure the vest doesn't behave differently in other locations :laugh:

                    Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.

                    Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra

                    Regards, Sander

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                    Member 11683251
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                    #9

                    Well localization is important.

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                    • C chriselst

                      Make sure they stab you in the right place[^]

                      Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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                      Lost User
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #10

                      He's alive, isn't he? I think the vest has done a good job. It's just like a bulletproof vest. If you're shot in the head, then bad luck.

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                        He's alive, isn't he? I think the vest has done a good job. It's just like a bulletproof vest. If you're shot in the head, then bad luck.

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                        Rage
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                        ones and zeros wrote:

                        If you're shot in the head, then bad luck.

                        Yeah, I have always thought they should design some headwear, maybe made up of solid metal, to protect the head. Maybe that will come anytime soon[^].

                        Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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                          Make sure they stab you in the right place[^]

                          Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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                          Kevin Marois
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                          "The reporter moved during the demonstration, and the "stabber" missed the vest." So If someone wants to stab you, stand very still.

                          If it's not broken, fix it until it is

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                            He's alive, isn't he? I think the vest has done a good job. It's just like a bulletproof vest. If you're shot in the head, then bad luck.

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                            Wastedtalent
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                            He missed out on this years Darwin award. Never mind, still 359 days to go.

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                            • C chriselst

                              Make sure they stab you in the right place[^]

                              Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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                              Mike Hankey
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                              and the Titanic was unsinkable!

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