Superbowl Sunday... meh...
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With Superbowl Sunday set in motion, I thought it a good time to post some interesting stats: 50: The Superbowl I will not be watching. 2: The number of teams about whom I don't need to know anything. 136: The amount of dollars that Frito Lay and Anheuser Busch will not be getting from me. 0: Total number of times I will scream WOOOOOO at my television. 1/2: The point of the game at which time a "show," which I will not see, is most likely to air. 52: Approximate number of Sundays I will have spent not watching the Superbowl by the end of this calendar year. 14: Average number of people who will take offense to this entire post. 14: Number of people who should lighten up and realize it's just a joke. Which ironically is how I've always felt about getting drunk on watery domestic beer and yelling WOOOOO at a television. And finally, 15,000,000+: Number of football fans who, even though I never could understand or relate to the fascination with the game, I hope have a very safe and enjoyable day. If anyone needs me, I'll be off the grid(iron). -- Stolen from a friend of mine awesome metal singer. Gives a meh about the NFL. Friends :cool: