Any links to Programming humour?

[Tim Smith]

Sorry, I don't publish my source code. :laugh: Tim Smith I'm going to patent thought. I have yet to see any prior art.

[Jamie Nordmeyer]

The local humor site here is quite good. It's not all programming, but it's all worth reading, in my humble opinion. http://www.codeproject.com/scrapbook/funstuff.asp[^] Kyosa Jamie Nordmeyer - Cho Dan Portland, Oregon, USA

[Daniel Turini]

http://msdn.microsoft.com/vbasic/[^]

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It's not the fall that kills you: it's the sudden stop - Down by Law, Jim Jamursch (1986)

[Rohit Sinha]

:laugh: Never let a chance go by.
Regards,

Rohit Sinha

...celebrating Indian spirit and Cricket. 8MB video, really cool!

[Steve McLenithan]

If it wasn't for C, we'd be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL. Author unknown Lot more here: http://www.cis.gsu.edu/~shong/oojokes/[^] :cool:

Steve McLenithan
Is Bert Evil?

[Christopher Duncan]

http://www.dilbert.com[^] :-) Chistopher Duncan Author - The Career Programmer: Guerilla Tactics for an Imperfect World (Apress)

[CodeGuy]

http://www.sysprog.net/quotjava.html Enjoy Brandon

[Duncan Edwards Jones]

Q: What goes "Pieces of seven, pieces of seven"? A: Parity error '--8<------------------------ Ex Datis: Duncan Jones Merrion Computing Ltd

[David Stone]

http://www.sysprog.net/quotjava.html[^] :-D

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any idiot can write haiku you just stop at seventeenth syl -ThinkGeek Fortunes

[Megan Forbes]

Steve McLenithan wrote: If it wasn't for C, we'd be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL. Author unknown :laugh: Nice one!

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If it wasn't for C, we'd be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL. - Steve McLenithan

[Eddie Velasquez]

Tim Smith wrote: Sorry, I don't publish my source code Now, that was funny! :) Good one!

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There are only 10 kind of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.

[Rick York]

Here is my collection. The Ten Commandments For C Programmers

[Eddie Velasquez]

How about "The nice thing about C++ is that only your friends can handle your private parts" :)

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There are only 10 kind of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.

[Rickard Andersson20]

That was a good one! :laugh: Rickard Andersson@Suza Computing C# and C++ programmer from SWEDEN! UIN: 50302279 E-Mail: nikado@pc.nu Speciality: I love C#, ASP.NET and C++!

[Rickard Andersson20]

ROTFL! :laugh: Rickard Andersson@Suza Computing C# and C++ programmer from SWEDEN! UIN: 50302279 E-Mail: nikado@pc.nu Speciality: I love C#, ASP.NET and C++!

[Lost User]

Java: the elegant simplicity of C++ and the blazing speed of Smalltalk. (Jan Steinman) :-D My article on a reference-counted smart pointer that supports polymorphic objects and raw pointers

[Jim Crafton]

:) 'nuff said! ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)!

[Steve McLenithan]

:cool: I'm in a sig;)

Steve McLenithan
Is Bert Evil?

[David Wulff]

I think you may now hold the record for the highest voted post! :rolleyes:

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David Wulff

"Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me!" - Strong Bad [^]

[Taka Muraoka]

Lotsa jokes here: http://www.cis.gsu.edu/~shong/oojokes/[^]

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