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Any links to Programming humour?

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  • D Daniel Turini

    http://msdn.microsoft.com/vbasic/[^]


    It's not the fall that kills you: it's the sudden stop - Down by Law, Jim Jamursch (1986)

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    Rohit Sinha
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    :laugh: Never let a chance go by.
    Regards,

    Rohit Sinha

    ...celebrating Indian spirit and Cricket. 8MB video, really cool!

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    • R Rickard Andersson20

      Do you guys have any links to pages where I can find really good programming humour? Rickard Andersson@Suza Computing C# and C++ programmer from SWEDEN! UIN: 50302279 E-Mail: nikado@pc.nu Speciality: I love C#, ASP.NET and C++!

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      Steve McLenithan
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      If it wasn't for C, we'd be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL. Author unknown Lot more here: http://www.cis.gsu.edu/~shong/oojokes/[^] :cool:

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      Is Bert Evil?

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      • R Rickard Andersson20

        Do you guys have any links to pages where I can find really good programming humour? Rickard Andersson@Suza Computing C# and C++ programmer from SWEDEN! UIN: 50302279 E-Mail: nikado@pc.nu Speciality: I love C#, ASP.NET and C++!

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        Christopher Duncan
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        http://www.dilbert.com[^] :-) Chistopher Duncan Author - The Career Programmer: Guerilla Tactics for an Imperfect World (Apress)

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        • R Rickard Andersson20

          Do you guys have any links to pages where I can find really good programming humour? Rickard Andersson@Suza Computing C# and C++ programmer from SWEDEN! UIN: 50302279 E-Mail: nikado@pc.nu Speciality: I love C#, ASP.NET and C++!

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          CodeGuy
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          http://www.sysprog.net/quotjava.html Enjoy Brandon

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          • R Rickard Andersson20

            Do you guys have any links to pages where I can find really good programming humour? Rickard Andersson@Suza Computing C# and C++ programmer from SWEDEN! UIN: 50302279 E-Mail: nikado@pc.nu Speciality: I love C#, ASP.NET and C++!

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            Duncan Edwards Jones
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            Q: What goes "Pieces of seven, pieces of seven"? A: Parity error '--8<------------------------ Ex Datis: Duncan Jones Merrion Computing Ltd

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            • C CodeGuy

              http://www.sysprog.net/quotjava.html Enjoy Brandon

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              David Stone
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              http://www.sysprog.net/quotjava.html[^] :-D


              any idiot can write haiku you just stop at seventeenth syl -ThinkGeek Fortunes

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              • S Steve McLenithan

                If it wasn't for C, we'd be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL. Author unknown Lot more here: http://www.cis.gsu.edu/~shong/oojokes/[^] :cool:

                Steve McLenithan
                Is Bert Evil?

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                Megan Forbes
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                Steve McLenithan wrote: If it wasn't for C, we'd be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL. Author unknown :laugh: Nice one!


                If it wasn't for C, we'd be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL. - Steve McLenithan

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                • T Tim Smith

                  Sorry, I don't publish my source code. :laugh: Tim Smith I'm going to patent thought. I have yet to see any prior art.

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                  Eddie Velasquez
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                  Tim Smith wrote: Sorry, I don't publish my source code Now, that was funny! :) Good one!


                  There are only 10 kind of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                  • R Rickard Andersson20

                    Do you guys have any links to pages where I can find really good programming humour? Rickard Andersson@Suza Computing C# and C++ programmer from SWEDEN! UIN: 50302279 E-Mail: nikado@pc.nu Speciality: I love C#, ASP.NET and C++!

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                    Rick York
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                    Here is my collection. The Ten Commandments For C Programmers

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                    • S Steve McLenithan

                      If it wasn't for C, we'd be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL. Author unknown Lot more here: http://www.cis.gsu.edu/~shong/oojokes/[^] :cool:

                      Steve McLenithan
                      Is Bert Evil?

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                      Eddie Velasquez
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                      How about "The nice thing about C++ is that only your friends can handle your private parts" :)


                      There are only 10 kind of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                      • E Eddie Velasquez

                        How about "The nice thing about C++ is that only your friends can handle your private parts" :)


                        There are only 10 kind of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                        Rickard Andersson20
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                        That was a good one! :laugh: Rickard Andersson@Suza Computing C# and C++ programmer from SWEDEN! UIN: 50302279 E-Mail: nikado@pc.nu Speciality: I love C#, ASP.NET and C++!

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                        • T Tim Smith

                          Sorry, I don't publish my source code. :laugh: Tim Smith I'm going to patent thought. I have yet to see any prior art.

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                          Rickard Andersson20
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                          ROTFL! :laugh: Rickard Andersson@Suza Computing C# and C++ programmer from SWEDEN! UIN: 50302279 E-Mail: nikado@pc.nu Speciality: I love C#, ASP.NET and C++!

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                          • D David Stone

                            http://www.sysprog.net/quotjava.html[^] :-D


                            any idiot can write haiku you just stop at seventeenth syl -ThinkGeek Fortunes

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                            Lost User
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                            Java: the elegant simplicity of C++ and the blazing speed of Smalltalk. (Jan Steinman) :-D My article on a reference-counted smart pointer that supports polymorphic objects and raw pointers

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                            • D Daniel Turini

                              http://msdn.microsoft.com/vbasic/[^]


                              It's not the fall that kills you: it's the sudden stop - Down by Law, Jim Jamursch (1986)

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                              Jim Crafton
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                              :) 'nuff said! ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)!

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                              • M Megan Forbes

                                Steve McLenithan wrote: If it wasn't for C, we'd be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL. Author unknown :laugh: Nice one!


                                If it wasn't for C, we'd be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL. - Steve McLenithan

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                                Steve McLenithan
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                                :cool: I'm in a sig;)

                                Steve McLenithan
                                Is Bert Evil?

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                                • T Tim Smith

                                  Sorry, I don't publish my source code. :laugh: Tim Smith I'm going to patent thought. I have yet to see any prior art.

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                                  David Wulff
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                                  I think you may now hold the record for the highest voted post! :rolleyes:


                                  David Wulff

                                  "Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me!" - Strong Bad [^]

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                                  • R Rickard Andersson20

                                    Do you guys have any links to pages where I can find really good programming humour? Rickard Andersson@Suza Computing C# and C++ programmer from SWEDEN! UIN: 50302279 E-Mail: nikado@pc.nu Speciality: I love C#, ASP.NET and C++!

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                                    Taka Muraoka
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                                    Lotsa jokes here: http://www.cis.gsu.edu/~shong/oojokes/[^]


                                    You should save yourself and your company years of grief by shooting yourself through the head immediately. Believe me, in the long run it'll turn out better for everyone. - Tyto (at arstechnica) Awasu 1.0[^]: A free RSS reader with support for Code Project.

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