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Any links to Programming humour?

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  • R Rickard Andersson20

    Do you guys have any links to pages where I can find really good programming humour? Rickard Andersson@Suza Computing C# and C++ programmer from SWEDEN! UIN: 50302279 E-Mail: nikado@pc.nu Speciality: I love C#, ASP.NET and C++!

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    CodeGuy
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    http://www.sysprog.net/quotjava.html Enjoy Brandon

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    • R Rickard Andersson20

      Do you guys have any links to pages where I can find really good programming humour? Rickard Andersson@Suza Computing C# and C++ programmer from SWEDEN! UIN: 50302279 E-Mail: nikado@pc.nu Speciality: I love C#, ASP.NET and C++!

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      Duncan Edwards Jones
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      Q: What goes "Pieces of seven, pieces of seven"? A: Parity error '--8<------------------------ Ex Datis: Duncan Jones Merrion Computing Ltd

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      • C CodeGuy

        http://www.sysprog.net/quotjava.html Enjoy Brandon

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        David Stone
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        http://www.sysprog.net/quotjava.html[^] :-D


        any idiot can write haiku you just stop at seventeenth syl -ThinkGeek Fortunes

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        • S Steve McLenithan

          If it wasn't for C, we'd be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL. Author unknown Lot more here: http://www.cis.gsu.edu/~shong/oojokes/[^] :cool:

          Steve McLenithan
          Is Bert Evil?

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          Megan Forbes
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          Steve McLenithan wrote: If it wasn't for C, we'd be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL. Author unknown :laugh: Nice one!


          If it wasn't for C, we'd be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL. - Steve McLenithan

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          • T Tim Smith

            Sorry, I don't publish my source code. :laugh: Tim Smith I'm going to patent thought. I have yet to see any prior art.

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            Eddie Velasquez
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            Tim Smith wrote: Sorry, I don't publish my source code Now, that was funny! :) Good one!


            There are only 10 kind of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.

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            • R Rickard Andersson20

              Do you guys have any links to pages where I can find really good programming humour? Rickard Andersson@Suza Computing C# and C++ programmer from SWEDEN! UIN: 50302279 E-Mail: nikado@pc.nu Speciality: I love C#, ASP.NET and C++!

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              Rick York
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              Here is my collection. The Ten Commandments For C Programmers

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              • S Steve McLenithan

                If it wasn't for C, we'd be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL. Author unknown Lot more here: http://www.cis.gsu.edu/~shong/oojokes/[^] :cool:

                Steve McLenithan
                Is Bert Evil?

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                Eddie Velasquez
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                How about "The nice thing about C++ is that only your friends can handle your private parts" :)


                There are only 10 kind of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                • E Eddie Velasquez

                  How about "The nice thing about C++ is that only your friends can handle your private parts" :)


                  There are only 10 kind of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                  Rickard Andersson20
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                  That was a good one! :laugh: Rickard Andersson@Suza Computing C# and C++ programmer from SWEDEN! UIN: 50302279 E-Mail: nikado@pc.nu Speciality: I love C#, ASP.NET and C++!

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                  • T Tim Smith

                    Sorry, I don't publish my source code. :laugh: Tim Smith I'm going to patent thought. I have yet to see any prior art.

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                    Rickard Andersson20
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                    ROTFL! :laugh: Rickard Andersson@Suza Computing C# and C++ programmer from SWEDEN! UIN: 50302279 E-Mail: nikado@pc.nu Speciality: I love C#, ASP.NET and C++!

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                    • D David Stone

                      http://www.sysprog.net/quotjava.html[^] :-D


                      any idiot can write haiku you just stop at seventeenth syl -ThinkGeek Fortunes

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                      Lost User
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                      Java: the elegant simplicity of C++ and the blazing speed of Smalltalk. (Jan Steinman) :-D My article on a reference-counted smart pointer that supports polymorphic objects and raw pointers

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                      • D Daniel Turini

                        http://msdn.microsoft.com/vbasic/[^]


                        It's not the fall that kills you: it's the sudden stop - Down by Law, Jim Jamursch (1986)

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                        Jim Crafton
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                        :) 'nuff said! ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)!

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                        • M Megan Forbes

                          Steve McLenithan wrote: If it wasn't for C, we'd be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL. Author unknown :laugh: Nice one!


                          If it wasn't for C, we'd be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL. - Steve McLenithan

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                          Steve McLenithan
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                          :cool: I'm in a sig;)

                          Steve McLenithan
                          Is Bert Evil?

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                          • T Tim Smith

                            Sorry, I don't publish my source code. :laugh: Tim Smith I'm going to patent thought. I have yet to see any prior art.

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                            David Wulff
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                            I think you may now hold the record for the highest voted post! :rolleyes:


                            David Wulff

                            "Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me!" - Strong Bad [^]

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                            • R Rickard Andersson20

                              Do you guys have any links to pages where I can find really good programming humour? Rickard Andersson@Suza Computing C# and C++ programmer from SWEDEN! UIN: 50302279 E-Mail: nikado@pc.nu Speciality: I love C#, ASP.NET and C++!

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                              Taka Muraoka
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                              Lotsa jokes here: http://www.cis.gsu.edu/~shong/oojokes/[^]


                              You should save yourself and your company years of grief by shooting yourself through the head immediately. Believe me, in the long run it'll turn out better for everyone. - Tyto (at arstechnica) Awasu 1.0[^]: A free RSS reader with support for Code Project.

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