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Any links to Programming humour?

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  • S Steve McLenithan

    If it wasn't for C, we'd be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL. Author unknown Lot more here: http://www.cis.gsu.edu/~shong/oojokes/[^] :cool:

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    Is Bert Evil?

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    Megan Forbes
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    Steve McLenithan wrote: If it wasn't for C, we'd be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL. Author unknown :laugh: Nice one!


    If it wasn't for C, we'd be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL. - Steve McLenithan

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    • T Tim Smith

      Sorry, I don't publish my source code. :laugh: Tim Smith I'm going to patent thought. I have yet to see any prior art.

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      Eddie Velasquez
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      Tim Smith wrote: Sorry, I don't publish my source code Now, that was funny! :) Good one!


      There are only 10 kind of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.

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      • R Rickard Andersson20

        Do you guys have any links to pages where I can find really good programming humour? Rickard Andersson@Suza Computing C# and C++ programmer from SWEDEN! UIN: 50302279 E-Mail: nikado@pc.nu Speciality: I love C#, ASP.NET and C++!

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        Rick York
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        Here is my collection. The Ten Commandments For C Programmers

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        • S Steve McLenithan

          If it wasn't for C, we'd be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL. Author unknown Lot more here: http://www.cis.gsu.edu/~shong/oojokes/[^] :cool:

          Steve McLenithan
          Is Bert Evil?

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          Eddie Velasquez
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          How about "The nice thing about C++ is that only your friends can handle your private parts" :)


          There are only 10 kind of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.

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          • E Eddie Velasquez

            How about "The nice thing about C++ is that only your friends can handle your private parts" :)


            There are only 10 kind of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.

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            Rickard Andersson20
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            That was a good one! :laugh: Rickard Andersson@Suza Computing C# and C++ programmer from SWEDEN! UIN: 50302279 E-Mail: nikado@pc.nu Speciality: I love C#, ASP.NET and C++!

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            • T Tim Smith

              Sorry, I don't publish my source code. :laugh: Tim Smith I'm going to patent thought. I have yet to see any prior art.

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              Rickard Andersson20
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              ROTFL! :laugh: Rickard Andersson@Suza Computing C# and C++ programmer from SWEDEN! UIN: 50302279 E-Mail: nikado@pc.nu Speciality: I love C#, ASP.NET and C++!

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              • D David Stone

                http://www.sysprog.net/quotjava.html[^] :-D


                any idiot can write haiku you just stop at seventeenth syl -ThinkGeek Fortunes

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                Lost User
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                Java: the elegant simplicity of C++ and the blazing speed of Smalltalk. (Jan Steinman) :-D My article on a reference-counted smart pointer that supports polymorphic objects and raw pointers

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                • D Daniel Turini

                  http://msdn.microsoft.com/vbasic/[^]


                  It's not the fall that kills you: it's the sudden stop - Down by Law, Jim Jamursch (1986)

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                  Jim Crafton
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                  :) 'nuff said! ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)!

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                  • M Megan Forbes

                    Steve McLenithan wrote: If it wasn't for C, we'd be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL. Author unknown :laugh: Nice one!


                    If it wasn't for C, we'd be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL. - Steve McLenithan

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                    Steve McLenithan
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                    :cool: I'm in a sig;)

                    Steve McLenithan
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                    • T Tim Smith

                      Sorry, I don't publish my source code. :laugh: Tim Smith I'm going to patent thought. I have yet to see any prior art.

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                      David Wulff
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                      I think you may now hold the record for the highest voted post! :rolleyes:


                      David Wulff

                      "Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me!" - Strong Bad [^]

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                      • R Rickard Andersson20

                        Do you guys have any links to pages where I can find really good programming humour? Rickard Andersson@Suza Computing C# and C++ programmer from SWEDEN! UIN: 50302279 E-Mail: nikado@pc.nu Speciality: I love C#, ASP.NET and C++!

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                        Taka Muraoka
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                        Lotsa jokes here: http://www.cis.gsu.edu/~shong/oojokes/[^]


                        You should save yourself and your company years of grief by shooting yourself through the head immediately. Believe me, in the long run it'll turn out better for everyone. - Tyto (at arstechnica) Awasu 1.0[^]: A free RSS reader with support for Code Project.

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