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  • L Lost User

    Where is my black cloak when I need it? No, makefile, I AM your maker! (pshhhht)

    The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
    This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
    "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

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    OriginalGriff
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    These are not the makefiles we are looking for. Compile along.

    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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    • M megaadam

      Visual Studio addicts, Java people, and [other] kid sisters, please avert your eyes. If the Makefile is the Maker of all executable files, who is the Maker of the Makefile ?

      ... such stuff as dreams are made on

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      The Real Programmer, of course.

      DURA LEX, SED LEX GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++*      Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani

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      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

        These are not the makefiles we are looking for. Compile along.

        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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        Lost User
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        Now you have done it. I will need something like this[^] to play in an endless loop while I'm writing code. :-)

        The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
        This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
        "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

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        • M megaadam

          Visual Studio addicts, Java people, and [other] kid sisters, please avert your eyes. If the Makefile is the Maker of all executable files, who is the Maker of the Makefile ?

          ... such stuff as dreams are made on

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          Daniel Pfeffer
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          And who made the maker of the makefile? And who made the maker of the maker of the makefile? ... :)

          If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

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          • D Daniel Pfeffer

            And who made the maker of the makefile? And who made the maker of the maker of the makefile? ... :)

            If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

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            OriginalGriff
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            It's makers all the way down!

            Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
            "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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            • M megaadam

              Visual Studio addicts, Java people, and [other] kid sisters, please avert your eyes. If the Makefile is the Maker of all executable files, who is the Maker of the Makefile ?

              ... such stuff as dreams are made on

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              szukuro
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              [insert anecdote about the first C++ compiler being written in C++]

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              • M megaadam

                Visual Studio addicts, Java people, and [other] kid sisters, please avert your eyes. If the Makefile is the Maker of all executable files, who is the Maker of the Makefile ?

                ... such stuff as dreams are made on

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                Rage
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                Actually a genuine question, since the first big milestone of a compiler is when you can compile it in the language you have programmed it for. :^)

                Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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                • M megaadam

                  Visual Studio addicts, Java people, and [other] kid sisters, please avert your eyes. If the Makefile is the Maker of all executable files, who is the Maker of the Makefile ?

                  ... such stuff as dreams are made on

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                  Lost User
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                  I once wrote a make script to generate Makefiles; so who's the Maker?. ;P

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    It's makers all the way down!

                    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                    Herman T Instance
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                    It is recursive!

                    In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.

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                    • L Lost User

                      I once wrote a make script to generate Makefiles; so who's the Maker?. ;P

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                      Herman T Instance
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                      King Richard!

                      In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.

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                      • D Daniel Pfeffer

                        And who made the maker of the makefile? And who made the maker of the maker of the makefile? ... :)

                        If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

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                        Deepak Vasudevan
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                        "An unhandled exception of type 'System.StackOverflowException' occurred in mscorlib.dll"

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                        • M megaadam

                          Visual Studio addicts, Java people, and [other] kid sisters, please avert your eyes. If the Makefile is the Maker of all executable files, who is the Maker of the Makefile ?

                          ... such stuff as dreams are made on

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                          PIEBALDconsult
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                          MAK files are too rigid; generating them at build-time saves a lot of tedious maintenance work. At the place I worked in the 90s they used "KAM" files to make "MAK" files.

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