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He's making a database He's sorting it twice SELECT * from contacts WHERE behavior = 'nice' SQL Clause is coming to town
I'm retired. There's a nap for that... - Harvey
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If it's not broken, fix it until it is. Everything makes sense in someone's mind. Ya can't fix stupid.
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He's making a database He's sorting it twice SELECT * from contacts WHERE behavior = 'nice' SQL Clause is coming to town
I'm retired. There's a nap for that... - Harvey
This one was already old when Leslie told it.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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This one was already old when Leslie told it.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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He's making a database He's sorting it twice SELECT * from contacts WHERE behavior = 'nice' SQL Clause is coming to town
I'm retired. There's a nap for that... - Harvey
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Sorry, won't work, 4 billion people to work with X 365 days X (7 deadly sins | 12 commandments)... No choice, Santa's on big data.
Sin tack ear lol Pressing the any key may be continuate
Nope. He only lists the Naughty Ones under the age of puberty. That's a much smaller dataset.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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He's making a database He's sorting it twice SELECT * from contacts WHERE behavior = 'nice' SQL Clause is coming to town
I'm retired. There's a nap for that... - Harvey
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Sorry, won't work, 4 billion people to work with X 365 days X (7 deadly sins | 12 commandments)... No choice, Santa's on big data.
Sin tack ear lol Pressing the any key may be continuate
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Sorry, won't work, 4 billion people to work with X 365 days X (7 deadly sins | 12 commandments)... No choice, Santa's on big data.
Sin tack ear lol Pressing the any key may be continuate
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4 Billion? That's about 40 years out of date. Current estimates are 7.5 billion people. About 26% of those are under 15 ... presumably Santa's target demographic, which is about 1.9B.
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Sorry, won't work, 4 billion people to work with X 365 days X (7 deadly sins | 12 commandments)... No choice, Santa's on big data.
Sin tack ear lol Pressing the any key may be continuate
Lopatir wrote:
Santa's on big data
If I were Santa under those working conditions, I'd be on Coke (Oh, wait! He Is!) :doh:
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4 Billion? That's about 40 years out of date. Current estimates are 7.5 billion people. About 26% of those are under 15 ... presumably Santa's target demographic, which is about 1.9B.
But the "naughty" intersection fills most of both sets on a Venn diagram.
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