The sqlite Code Of Conduct -- A developers stairway to heaven.
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What about being an accomplice to a mass murderer of mice that may reside in my house?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
CodeWraith wrote:
What about being an accomplice to a mass murderer of mice that may reside in my house?
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I COULD MURDER A CURRY
Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^] "If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Caveat Emptor. "Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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Let's see. At various times in my life I've broken: ...well, I was going to enumerate the list I've broken, but it's much shorter to enumerate the list I haven't: Murder and addiction to wine. :rolleyes: Lord have mercy on my soul, I am clearly a major sinner!
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Marc Clifton wrote:
Murder and addiction to wine
When do you plan reducing the length of the list? :laugh:
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.
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I have no problem with those commandments but they miiiiight have. My Lord God is Tharizdun...
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Oh, for the love of Zarquon...
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Caveat Emptor. "Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
Stopped reading at number one - if you're going to start with that nonsense, the whole thing can only be a joke. It is a joke, right?
Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer. The End
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72 commandments.
Devote yourself frequently to prayer.
I prefer actual code-reviews over prayer. If someone prays before a release, it is time to move.
Attribute to God, and not to self, whatever good you see in yourself. Recognize always that evil is your own doing, and to impute it to yourself.
So if I do something good, he takes the credit, but if the devil makes me do it, it is my fault? Does that make God a software-manager?
Be not addicted to wine.
Then stop with turning water into it and start making smoothies.
Clothe the naked.
No need to; if they needed clothes they would be born with them.
Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^] "If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
Eddy Vluggen wrote:
I prefer actual code-reviews over prayer. If someone prays before a release, it is time to move.
People pray for dinner all the time. They're either very bad cooks or they have a lot of enemies (or both) :D
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Eddy Vluggen wrote:
I prefer actual code-reviews over prayer. If someone prays before a release, it is time to move.
People pray for dinner all the time. They're either very bad cooks or they have a lot of enemies (or both) :D
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Sander Rossel wrote:
People pray for dinner all the time. They're either very bad cooks or they have a lot of enemies (or both) :-D
If I were vegan I'd be praying too. Here it is more appreciated to thank the cook :thumbsup:
Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^] "If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Caveat Emptor. "Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
And by the time I log on they have replaced it with some more sensible drivel and the explanation that it was a code of ethics. It must have been very embarrassing :laugh:
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Sander Rossel wrote:
People pray for dinner all the time. They're either very bad cooks or they have a lot of enemies (or both) :-D
If I were vegan I'd be praying too. Here it is more appreciated to thank the cook :thumbsup:
Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^] "If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
If I were vegan I would pray at least a dozen times a day, lest Grendizer/Goldrake or Mazinger turn up at the front door.
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And by the time I log on they have replaced it with some more sensible drivel and the explanation that it was a code of ethics. It must have been very embarrassing :laugh:
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity - RAH I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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While we are not doing so in reaction to any current or ongoing issues
This is a Suspiciously Specific Denial - TV Tropes[^] in bold golden letter :D
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Caveat Emptor. "Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
Love your enemies
