Got pulled over by a police officer...

[Sander Rossel]

He looked at my license and said "you're supposed to be wearing glasses." I said I have contacts. He said he didn't care who I know. I'll get my coat.

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[Mike Hankey]

I also got pulled over and he asked me if I had any ID. I said about what?

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[jmaida]

Just heard the news that some guy was stealing wheels off of police cars. The police are working tirelessly to catch him.

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[Mike Hankey]

They can't prove a thing.

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[jmaida]

Did you hear about the escaped convicts hiding in a stolen cement truck? Be on the lookout for 2 harden criminals.

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[dandy72]

And someone stole all the toilets from the stalls at the police station. They're investigating, but so far they have nothing to go on.

[jmaida]

good one. :)

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