My friend keeps saying...

[Sander Rossel]

"Cheer up, man. It could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well. I'll get my coat (and avoid any wells).

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[Ron Anders]

My ex boss used to say you'd complain if hit with a golden hammer. :-D

[Daniel Pfeffer]

Ron Anders wrote:

complain if hit with a golden hammer.

Of course. I'd complain that the hammer isn't mine. (A hammer the size of most nail hammers massing 2 kg of iron would mass ~5 kg if made of gold. 5 kg of gold is worth ~US $380,000.)

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[dandy72]

Ron Anders wrote:

you'd complain if hit with a golden hammer.

I know this is being pedantic, but really, being hit with a hammer doesn't do anyone any good, no matter its color or what it's made of. Do you get to keep the hammer after being hit with it?