Computer Quotes

zenboy

"If it's really a supercomputer, how come the bullets don't bounce off when I shoot it ?" — The Covert Comic. just found a site with computer quotes. I thought it might interest someone: Computer Quotes [^] ...

John M Drescher

"Real men don't use backups, they post their stuff on a public ftp server and let the rest of the world make copies." John

zenboy

For all the CPians "Real men program with: COPY CON PROGRAM.EXE" is appropriate.

"C++ : Where friends have access to your private members." — Gavin Russell Baker.

Smitha Nishant

You mean there are no women CP'ians? Smitha You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it true. You may have to work for it, however. -- Richard Bach

Paul Watson

Smitha Vijayan wrote: You mean there are no women CP'ians? No, they are a myth created by Chris to attract more males to CodeProject. This is the real reason that CodeGuru failed, nobody brought the chicks (or beer). Chris brought both. Speaking of which: "Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading sex manuals without the software." — Arthur C. Clarke.

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

Crikey! ain't life grand?

ColinDavies

zenboy wrote: "Real men program with: COPY CON PROGRAM.EXE excellent !! Regardz Colin J Davies

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It's a real shame that people as stupid as you can work out how to use a computer. said by Christian Graus in the Soapbox

ColinDavies

Paul Watson wrote: Chris brought both. If that is true, Where is my share ? Regardz Colin J Davies

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It's a real shame that people as stupid as you can work out how to use a computer. said by Christian Graus in the Soapbox

zenboy

I said for all CPians. I quoted a quote. Sorry. :doh: Next time I'll think first. :-O see, that was a good use of a new emoticon

"C++ : Where friends have access to your private members." — Gavin Russell Baker.

Roger Wright

""To define recursion, we must first define recursion." " Classic!:laugh::laugh::laugh:

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Smitha Nishant

True! I liked this one too:- "Error, no keyboard — press F1 to continue." Smitha You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it true. You may have to work for it, however. -- Richard Bach

Smitha Nishant

The best I like among Yahoo! emoticons is the one with flashing eyelids -> ;; ) Smitha You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it true. You may have to work for it, however. -- Richard Bach

Nish Nishant

Paul Watson wrote: No, they are a myth created by Chris to attract more males to CodeProject. I bet she is quite shocked now, as will be Anna, Meg, Elaine etc. , when they realize that they don't exist in the real world :-) Nish

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Paul Watson

Nishant S wrote: when they realize that they don't exist in the real world Well, when one does not believe in The Great Maunder it is understandable to be shocked at one's own imateriality. When one does believe, it all makes sense for all is explained by "Maunder works in mysterious ways".

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

Crikey! ain't life grand?

Paul Watson

Smitha Vijayan wrote: flashing eyelids Fluttering eyelashes?

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

Crikey! ain't life grand?

Ian Darling

Programming /n./ 1. The art of debugging an empty file. That reminds me of first year CS :-) -- Ian Darling If I was any more loopy, I'd be infinite.

Paul Charles

Not sure could be an oxymoron! Microsoft Works

zenboy

Don't forget the hamsters I wonder if he's fed em lately

"C++ : Where friends have access to your private members." — Gavin Russell Baker.

brianwelsch

"A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a workstation..." :doh: BW "In a world full of people, only some want to fly,Isn't that crazy?" - Seal

Lost User

LOL! :laugh: Excellent :-D Paul ;)

Garfield.Bark(); **---Configuration: garfield - Win32 Deworm---** C:\garfield.cpp(9) : error C2039: 'Bark' : is not a member of 'CCat'

Roger Wright

:laugh::laugh: I think I've seen that one on a screen before!:)

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