_Maxxx_ wrote:

I don't believe you.

I don't believe this.

Watch out the Spam Police will be here any minute saying you made a boob replying to this. Your breast of denying tit.

iSSAC Newton you mean?

Nagy Vilmos wrote:

Would it be inappropriate to say thanks for some great nights?

I don't think so, when Shakespeare first said it there was a bit of uproar but society has moved on since then.

The original quote WAS Winston Churchill, the bit about Lincoln is just Americans trying to claim it for themselves.

I just recently bought a time machine, but having tried it once I don't think I'm going to buy it.

That's definitely wrong, and is a case in point that you shouldn't believe anything you read on the internet.

Vasudevan Deepak Kumar wrote:

Anyways I believe the internet itself started as a politically recognized phenomenon only long after the periods of these people right?

I think Einstein said this first.

No seven years and 2 days ago was the "The last of the Good days".

....or has anybody noticed that the standard of CP started to go down since about 7 years and a day ago?

Coyote, Wolf, Lion or bear should do the trick[^].

Dalek Dave wrote:

around to speaking to every single voter in every single house.

Didn't know you spoke Urdu.

Are you going to give the People of Limbury a daily CCC as part of your manifesto?

Marc Clifton wrote:

after losing our virginity.

You kidding no-one. :-D

We use Git and a fellow colleague just exclaimed "Yes I've just got source version Hastings, Source-version-1664" Only to be met by a chorus of "No that's Kronenburg you twat" :doh:

Funnily enough, I was asked yesterday by the bloke who cleans the toilets if I could come round his house to fix his computer. I said "What's wrong with it" He Said "Everytime I go to Facebook or other sites it doesn't display properly, the logos all blocky and you can't see or do anything" I said " Are you on XP?" He said yes and I told him I don't need to come round.

Have you tried a haircut and a splash of aftershave? A bunch of flowers will go down well if your married.

Don't its probably Kosher if them islams got anything to do with it.

No probably get voted off in about 10 mins as thicko's will think this is racist.

I don't want no Shakira law forced on me.