I is allowed to, by the Law of Cat.

I'm a Boy! And I'm not a pet: the Pink Blobs belong to me and do my bidding. Obligatory Dilbert[^]

Mike Hankey wrote:

free of cats

Says who?

I fink hes working on it, but I keep lying on his keyboard which make it harder. Snigger!

Dere wer...*burp*

Every day is my day - I'm a cat! My name was Dixie (but only so they could call my sisters Pixie, Trixie and Mitzie) but I got renamed to Dij. Apparently, it's short for Dijital coz I am either on (and doing a wall of death round theoom) or off (and so soundly asleep that you could pluck my eyebrows. I don't recommend it though). I can a couple of other names at the moment - gutbucket, smelly-ass and flea-taxi seem common - but my pink blobs are hoping I'll loose them soon. Gotta go, all this typing is making me want to kill something...BANZAI!