It was actually lke this: They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 am every morning. I couldn't work under those conditions :)

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Ever since the Search Engine Optimizer resume, I became famous in my neighbourhood for writing resumes :-D Also it motivated me to rewrite my own resume(It was not more than a bio-data) when I searched for some tips on Resume writing, I stumbled upon this funny section, which are reportedly taken from real resumes and cover letters: # Exposure to German for two years, but many words are not appropriate for business. # I have become completely paranoid, trusting completely nothing and absolutely no one. # My goal is to be a meteorologist. But since I possess no training in meteorology, I suppose I should try stock brokerage. # I procrastinate - especially when the task is unpleasant. # Reason for leaving last job: They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 am every morning. I couldn't work under those conditions

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We've all been interviewed for jobs. And, we've all spent most of those interviews thinking about what not to do. If we did any of the don'ts, we knew we'd disqualify ourselves instantly. But some job applicants go light years beyond this. We surveyed top personnel executives of 100 major American corporations and asked for stories of unusual behavior by job applicants. The lowlights: · Pulled out a Polaroid camera and snapped a flash picture of me. Said he collected photos of everyone who interviewed him. · Brought her large dog to the interview. · Applicant challenged interviewer to arm wrestle. · He whistled when the interviewer was talking. · Had a little pinball game and challenged me to play with him. · Chewed bubble gum and constantly blew bubbles. · Candidate kept giggling through serious interview. · Pointing to a black case he carried into my office, he said that if he was not hired, the bomb would go off. Disbelieving, I began to state why he would never be hired and that I was going to call the police. He then reached down to the case, flipped a switch and ran. No one was injured, but I did need to get a new desk. :omg:

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You have a very good sense of humour! :-D

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Dear, read again. It did not say “When you have completed 95 percent of your journey, you realize you are reaching the wrong destination" :laugh:

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:)

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“When you have completed 95 percent of your journey, you are only halfway there.” -Japanese Proverb -- modified at 1:06 Tuesday 27th February, 2007

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No harm. Remain distracted. you will soon be fed up with it and hanker for a task.

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Rocky Moore wrote:

Needmore road 2 miles ahead"

May I humbly suggest a "Nomore road 2 miles ahead" ? :cool:

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Too late. I ve already finished writing her resume. The Objective starts with "Aspiring Search Engine Optimizer with 2 years of experience in blah blah blah..":cool:

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:)

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See how famous you are! Now the board says "Weak Bridge. Drive As Fast As You Could":laugh:

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Shouldn't you be happy? I 've come across "No Bridge.Swim"

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I dont read much Freud. All I know is it's a She-Search-Engine-Optimizer

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You are right! reminds me of a power plant engineer who described himself as "I m a boiler.."

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Thanks! I included the info about her skill set and achievements, since She has 2 years of experience.

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Thank you for your suggestions :)!

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:doh:Typo! BTW, Good debugging skills!

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Thanks. They say, "A good resume may not get you a job but a bad resume will keep you away from it" Brad, I m going to make your statement his Objective.. Let's wait and see.. ;)

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Thanks :rose:! Any idea about the responsibilities of SEO??

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