Scent of a Woman

We study and learn new things our whole life and yet we still die without knowing everything.

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We study and learn new things our whole life and yet we still die without knowing everything.

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We study and learn new things our whole life and yet we still die without knowing everything.

Two boys were walking home from Sunday school after hearing a strong preaching on the devil. One said to the other, "What do you think about all this Satan stuff?" The other boy replied, "Well, you know how Santa Claus turned out. It's probably just your dad." :laugh: :laugh:

We study and learn new things our whole life and yet we still die without knowing everything.

Taoism Shit happens. Buddhism If shit happens, it's not really shit. Islam If shit happens, it's the will of Allah. Protestantism Shit happens because you don't work hard enough. Judaism Why does this shit always happen to us? Hinduism This shit happened before. Catholicism Shit happens because you're bad. Hare Krishna Shit happens rama rama. T.V. Evangelism Send more shit. Atheism No shit. Jehova's Witness Knock knock, shit happens. Hedonism There's nothing like a good shit happening. Christian Science Shit happens in your mind. Agnosticism Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't. Rastafarianism Let's smoke this shit. Existentialism What is shit anyway? Stoicism This shit doesn't bother me.

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ha ha :laugh: funny chaps these english people:)

We study and learn new things our whole life and yet we still die without knowing everything.

ok enough, it was a just a joke ...

We study and learn new things our whole life and yet we still die without knowing everything.

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We study and learn new things our whole life and yet we still die without knowing everything.

It was just a joke. :sigh:

We study and learn new things our whole life and yet we still die without knowing everything.

I promise i'll be more specific next time :) I apologize :)

We study and learn new things our whole life and yet we still die without knowing everything.

Humour or humor is the tendency of particular cognitive experiences to provoke laughter and provide amusement. And to reply to the other question... it's an english joke. And english jokes tend to be sarcastic or "dry". :wtf:

We study and learn new things our whole life and yet we still die without knowing everything.

Two Americans are talking. One asks: "What's the difference between capitalism and communism?" "That's easy" says the other one. "In capitalism man exploits man! In communism it is the other way around!"

We study and learn new things our whole life and yet we still die without knowing everything.

- What is marriage? Answer: - To have unlimited Internet traffic, but to be granted access to only one site... :laugh:

We study and learn new things our whole life and yet we still die without knowing everything.