...in the last three years or so?

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Eh, had to be done. But thanks!

I hate paranoia.

Do you know that this first post about, "No, with a knife" (and I have not read others comments) is about 3 months too late?!?!

Eventually I will no longer be with a paranoid spouse who feels the need to check EVERY THING I TYPE ON THE INTERNET. I guess he is so busy with checking my internet crap that's why he can't do stuff for the house like take laundry out the dryer.

Any list without Blazing Saddles is just WRONG. Airplane --funny, but not #1 funny Hangover -- not funny at all. Too predictive. Naked Gun -- have not seen it so many years, cannot comment Superbad -- Can you say, "eh?" Meh. Borat -- other than Madagascar movies, I think Sacha B. is an idiot. Not funny at all. Anchorman--okay, this is one that I do think is really funny and quote lines from it like "Well that escalated quickly," or talking about a trident. Top 10? Top 20 for sure, but not Top 10. American Pie--*yawn* how many sequals can we draw out of this lame movie? Bridesmaids: I'm still mad that the one girl stole my style of wearing a ponytail and a newsboy hat. I've had people comment on it and I scream back that I've had this style since 2002. Now growing my fedora collection. Shaun of the Dead--pretty funny. Again, Top 20, but not Top 10. Life of Brian--Holy Grail way funnier. TO OLD CP FRIENDS OF MINE--please read my sig.

Yeah, yeah...I am in the process of leaving a possesive, paranoid husband who overly checks EVERY THING I TYPE ON THE INTERNET. I will rekindle my blog, if nothing else, just to piss him off.

As long as there is a cat for that...

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Wow, as a woman on CP (shocker I know!)I'd like to think I know about hair-removal products (since I am not a neanderthal)and I know Veet is thought of as the Epilady of the Otts. (Google Epilady if you must.) You want reviews on hair removal? Sorry, but you need to visit a cosmetologist, Guys, go to a cosmetologist who knows how to open your pores with steam, clean them out, and what products to help minimize in the future. All customer reviews should be read with a pound of salt.

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I already knew about the shingles due to my medical background (was a med student until they diagnosed me with narcolepsy. Live vicariously through my brother in law, even though he is a selfish bastard focusing on radiology.) There has been a major campaign for getting the shingles vaccine if you are over 50 in the US. (Or just dead in Canada...not sure what the standard is there.)

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I WISH I knew. Last year we had six inches of water in our basement every time it rained because I live 2 miles from the Mighty Mo (Missouri River). I have noticed that the crops in NW Iowa are green and up to par while driving to work. (Yes we had "knee high by the 4th of July" but the corn stalks are about 6 feet tall with tassles shining!)

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No shiznit! Plus I still have several outdoor cats who follow my Pied Piper Cat Phernomes.

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Epstein-barr, no, but I understand the CFS syndrome, and I don't think it is fake.

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You should come to South Dakota. I would always put my car on cruise-control from McCook Lake to Sioux Falls (about 85 miles) and get there in about 70 minutes.

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...I have eleven indoor ones. I think they have learned that their lack of thumbs makes them work together to open closets, my purse, etc...

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All of what you typed reminds me of my first "experience" with a Ford F-150. DAMN I loved that truck...

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I have discovered that chickenpox are like: 1) a muscle Charlie-Horse, and 2) an orgasm. If you are not sure if you had it...you did not. Seriously, not kidding. If you are not sure, you probably had contact dermatitis.

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TY Sasha. I have major allergies and got a bad case of The Hives about a week before The Pox. Thankfully, The Pox have not been too bad. I read where adults either get about 50 or 500. I got about 50. There are about 10 on my face. I feel like in middle school with bad acne again. We've had super hot weather here in The Great Plains (100+ F w/heat index) which does not make The Pox easy to manage. I'm also glad that we have a company nurse who can confirm my condition so there are no questions about my needing to leave early now and then!

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Yeah, now I have to figure out if I need the chickenpox vaccine, or the shingles vaccine, to prevent future shingles. I'm not sure the CDC in the US even knows. I know how to read through their epidemiology reports but I cannot find a clear answer.

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Oy, our company nurse has had them three times (and about 40 yoa) and she cannot get insurance to cover the vaccine deductible. What happened to health care professionals getting all vac's at cost?!?

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I don't know about volcano lairs, but I'll take the long haired cat!

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An oldie, but still made me laugh knowing the punchline in advance!

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...unless you are an American and the car is a stick-shift. When I rented a car in Australia, I kept opening the "passenger" door. :doh:

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