I once came across a function whose purpose was to send a message to the Sales And Marketing application. The developer had amusingly but appropriately named the function TelegramSAM. Unfortunately, they had then got a little carried away: The author was listed as M. Bolan The variables were named "jungle", "faced", "jake", "make", "no" and "mistake".

Tech podcasts: - Digital Planet from the BBC - PC Pro Software Development podcasts: - Software Engineering Radio (I normally skip it but sometimes there's an interesting topic/interviewee) Any podcasts: - Lots, mainly astronomy, science, skepticism, news and some comedy ones Soundcloud: Nope Computer: Nope Device: Android phone Ignore: Nope, I love-em.

The desk itself just has computer, monitors etc and coffee but on the window-sill are some Star-wars Lego micro-fighters and a die-cast Enterprise NCC-1701-D

That was a lovely, clear and comprehensive elaboration. Thank you (assuming of course, that it is correct!).