Way back in my teaching days I was taking the roll call at the start of the class and I said, "To speed things up let's just have everyone who isn't here put their hand up." :confused: Several people put their hand up and I told them I would therefore mark them absent! They all paid much closer attention to what I was actually saying from then on. :cool: - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

If you need help calming her down, I'm free. I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

Pom Pey3 wrote: dont know how he puts up with it. Shouldn't he be flattered that so many other men admire the woman he is nailing? :)

Did you buy them specially? That's dedication to the cause! I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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Well, it looks like my posts are available for quoting again. This space for rent

With the Gruaniad, it's easier to count the number of words they get right. I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

No, the RMT do the strikes. Southern just do the excuses as to why they haven't resolved the dispute yet, and why there aren't any trains between the strikes. "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer

No one else in the world could have done that. Brilliant: think there may have been a program about deception and decoys during the war. I would love to know what the hun thought of it. :-)

You successfully turned a lesbian to the dark side? If that is what you were referring to, then a hearty bravo is in order. :thumbsup:

Thanks for the kind words and sorry this is painful for you. Can you point me to specific posts of yours that have been trapped? We can investigate and see if we can make things smarter. cheers Chris Maunder

Not taking anything seriously. Just getting bored now.

Breaking News.       Breaking Wind. When it comes down to it, they're all the same.* * Never again will I say "give me a break" Ravings en masse^ "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010