I always were wondering: If none can hear the scream from the cat, is it then a scream? And if you have no way to know whether the cat is alive, capable of screaming, or not, is then the uncertaintly about the existence of the the scream at a higher level than if the (possibly) screaming cat is just out of hearing distance of any other animal?

I think you are doing it wrong... Project Manager: Boss, I forgot to tell you that I have knee surgery today, and will be out on medical leave for the next 5 days, so that I can recover. << this is the time that you get the project done >> "I forgot" works again.

Only if I can send them back after using them. They'll change their color, though. I'm gonna build a wall around my cubical and make Mexico pay for it!

No, that is called "Game of Gross". X|

F-ES Sitecore wrote: PS I use Bing. we're talking about Search Engines.

Poke whatever you will p okemongo po kemongo pok emongo poke mongo pokem ongo pokemo ngo pokemon go pokemong o Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf * Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.

That's easy: they'll google for a new one. Kitty at my foot and I waAAAant to touch it...

news, twitter, assassination and poll here.. o_0

Snopes[^] says no. Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

if it is all bullshit, it must have to smell like bullshit. I am pretty sure, bullshit and horseshit does not smell or taste the same. I do not fear of failure. I fear of giving up out of frustration.

I thought he was very popular, so I am surprised you don't know him. He's one of the best singer ever, and holds many records in selling records. His carrier started very young. He also dated Serena Gomez, who is a beautiful woman and also what of the best female singer ev[WARNING : SARCASM OVERFLOW - you have reached your daily quota, please wait tomorrow for posting more nonsense]. Do not escape reality : improve reality !

The first retarded president. Happened in 2000 when Dubya was appointed to the Presidency by the US Supreme Court.

Munchies_Matt wrote: They don't anymore. Both Chevvies I have had in the US recently, Cruze and Impala, have been surprisingly efficient. Well, ANY car is gonna be efficient when it needs to be towed to the dealership because of yet another recall. :) ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

Covered in N...utella! Kitty at my foot and I waAAAant to touch it...

Doh! got it now! :-O . :laugh: :laugh: "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

I say, "Well don't let it hit you in the head!" I like the saying, You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar" But as Sheldon Cooper once observed, "You can catch even more flies with bullshit, so what is your point?" CQ de W5ALT Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

close... If you're having a bad day, stare at your feet and smile.

In a very similar situation I was told that a professional developer can do anything. My reply: Certainly, but we are not talking about development here. It's more like archaeology. The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart. "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

You don't need to understand ornithology to be a bird or worm. Just like bumblebees don't need to understand aerodynamics to fly.