I hate to say this, but you're doomed. Drop us a message when you reach the other side and let us know if there's coffee.

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Not an answer to the question, just a thought... Image you could estimate the lines of code an average developer writes in a lifetime and you could also estimate the lines of code you have already written. Then you could calculate the lines of code you would need to write until you die.

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I wouldn't tar them all with the same brush just because a couple of lame brained individuals treated you that way. I hope you enjoyed your cookie/biscuit/whatever anyway :-)

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Once a coder, always a coder, no matter what your job description says.

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Yeeeeeaaaaaah!.... Unicoooooorns!

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Try the truth: "I'm very busy right now. Can we talk later?"

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I've been there before, too. Lost my key there. Did you find it?

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We once had a software vendor who also offered support for their products. Their support portal was so complicated, that they offered a training on how to use it. As I said, we once HAD that software vendor.

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I'd say: S#!t happens. Period. If you try to prevent s#!t from happening by holding it back, you'll eventually end up with a terrible mess. It's better to let s#!t happen in a controlled manner.

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...also try Bernie & Ert. It's in German, but you won't need to understand the language to tell what it's about.

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Found this: [^] If the numbers are correct, then dying from catching the flu is a lot more likely than winning the lottery. I guess chances of dying are even worse when dealing with experimental crap. I'd tell them to f#!k off and try it on themselves, not matter what sum they pay.

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APOD makes me happy :-).

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You need to tell the users what they want, but in a way that they will afterwards think it was their own idea.

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The AMERICAN Eclipse: Entered illegally on the west coast, got caught and was deported on the east coast.

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Because you're not living in Texas.

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yes, there is: the two-handed-no-clutch-way.

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What bigots and racists say has never made any sense. Don't listen to them. They're stupid.

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Happy Birthday and enjoy your youth.

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The bunny?

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I thought the rabbit was the wife (honey bunny)

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