Obviously Obama owes ACDC and Kiss money since they started the whole "backwards worship of Satan" thing.

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A French man acting like a twat? This is surprising news!!! Next you will tell us the sky is blue, water is wet, and people breathe! Why exactly were you surprised by the guy? If he has historically acted like a toad, brought up obscure crap that annoyed you before and been a complete moron, just don't watch.

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For someone that is so big on "the truth" you sure don't bother checking it out. The Westboro church has no "little old ladies." Zero. They are essentially the extended family of Phelps. Daughters, sons and their spouses were brainwashed and are members of his congregation. Almost no one outside his family is in that congregation. Next time, do a little research. Oh wait, nevermind.

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Mother Alex. Duh. And these numbers are wrong anyway. It is almost like someone didn't account for the increase in subscribers to lower the premiums and instead raised them. But hey, since people without insurance are charged in the neighborhood of 1000 times what an insurance company is, it is not like they will save money with this. The only people that matter in society are the people this doesn't help.

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Actually this whole thing became a hot button issue right around the time the conservative blocked giving more aid to 9/11 first responded... Just saying.

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Bah. That extreme weather thing is obviously crap. I mean it isn't like there have been 3 floods that are so extreme that they are seen once a century in the last 20 years... Oh wait. Also, ignore the record heat this summer. We did see snow in Britain, so the hotter weather is a fluke or us lying.

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Best run on sentence, EVER!

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Ok. Kinda figured it would be that way. Some things are somewhat comforting.

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No, it's a co-op move done by the people that did 9-11 to help put a smokescreen on the Republicans denying emergency crews from 9-11 medical treatment for stuff they are suffering today. And also it is a stupid thing to get angry about. Did the Petnagon immediately take the Mosque in the Pentagon out after 9-11? Nope. I'm going to side with the Daily show on this, it is just tacky. Like putting a Catholic Church next to a playground.

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I update my iPhone once a week at the most. And I use the wireless network to do it. Doing the stuff on iTunes is only necessary for the occasional back up. While the Droid is a good system (I wish the Nexus 1 had taken off instead of the carriers treating it like the plague to insure its quick demise,) there's no need to misinform someone as to the iPhone.

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Sorry, major projects, a family event that turned things upside down, and a flood have sort of made me vanish. I'll still not show up much for a bit, but I might lurk occasionally. So aside from far too many AGW posts from someone that hasn't seen 3 once in a century floods in 20 years and record heat waves this year, anything fun? Please tell me someone brought up the mosque stupidity in NYC used to draw attention from Republicans voting to deny first responders to 911, Wikileaks being a CIA plant and some other good ones.

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oh. Sorry. I forgot to turn that virus off before it infected the world at large. If you want to disable it: (up arrow)(up arrow)(down arrow)(down arrow)(left arrow)(right arrow)(left arrow)(right arrow)"b""a" Try that.

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And most of us think you didn't. So tell me, if your dad, spouse, etc were to die and you read someone spew force this sort of tirade, would you be happy? Insulting the dead is not a very good way to prove you are an "intellectual." It is a great way to show behavior akin to a 5 yr old bully. Try empathy sometime, I hear it does wonders for not making you look like a complete douchenozzle.

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This question is an example of what every question here should be like. You posted the problem, gave data on the situation that was relevant, and posted code showing what you had tried. You asked for assistance and you have done a follow up with your new attempt and the results along with your reaction to that result. I wish every poster in this forum did as well. A well earned 5 and I hope your regex works. I still get headaches from them. Good luck.

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I'm kinda sad I missed the fireworks. New career started as of this last week and I am trying to get some tasks done. This one reinforces what a lot of us know. Almost sad when you think about it.

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This just in: scientist have discovered a way to change lead to gold. The value of Gold just dropped to $1/ounce. Libertarians everywhere are now wondering if maybe investing in something that can have its value changed by a single find was such a good idea. It isn't like that investment was as good as oil companies anyway. In other news prices of silver dropped too because " no one gives a fe k about silver anyway. "

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If I ask nicely, can I get a nap too? I hate SQL digging. Think I found the issue though.

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It's a conspiracy by the CIA. They do this, take a bloody nose and no one will believe they are competent. They can then go about their foreign renditions, toppling governments and general illegal spy work and people will be like "those idiots? They can't even kidnap a guy right. " They didn't actually care about this guy

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Glad someone got it.

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If they aren't porn sensors, they won't matter. The internet is for porn.

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