it's the Illuminati

Women don't fart; they poot". "'scuse me, I made a smelly." "Uh uh b*tch, I think you sh*t." --Richard Pryor

Who would of thought that adding 30 million free loaders to the roles would cause premiums to go up

I don't think VB6 will run on 64 bit systems

:laugh:

Anti-gun, pompous ass Cuomo with his backdoor deals just screwed us here in NY

After retiring, I went to the social security office to apply for Social Security, the woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry but I seemed to have left my wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later." The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt.” So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the social security office. She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too."

The gun was his mother's, he stole it from her because he was unable to get a weapon on his own

Now I think I am going to hurl.

Return oRs
oRs.Dispose()
oDAdapt.Dispose()

the dispose never gets hit because the return will exit the function

Basic on an IBM 360 using a teletype, 1977

I fail to comprehend your indignation, sir. I've simply made the logical deduction that you are a liar.

no charges will be filed until after election day, these people are the base of the Democrat party

there is still a desktop http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWBcxXxKp2Q[^]

in SQL I use that to create tables with no data

select *
into #t
from table1
where 1=2

edlin

I figured as much but couldn't resist after seeing it in the paper today

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Gosubs were used alot in the old days when programming in GWbasic and basica. think the time I used them was in dos 2.11

dark theme I feel like I'm in expression blend