Wow...just wow. My Condolences. Thank you for making me feel better about my life though :)

Also look for or try Turltle Mountain Soy Delicious - http://www.turtlemountain.com/products/organic_soy_delicious.html . No lactose problems ... I just happen to actually like soy products.

VB6 -> C# ... Does the converter fix all the optional parameters from the VB6 code? I've never used it myself :-O . If not you'll likely have a bunch of Type.Missing's to add