Last week was my birthday...My Wife didn't wish me.My Parents forgot & so did my Kids.I went to work.Even my Colleagues did not wish.As I entered my cabin my PA said, ''Happy Birthday Boss!''I felt special.She asked me for lunch.After lunch she invited me to her apartment.We went there.She said,''Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?''''OK'', I said in a sexy mood.She came out 5 minutes later with a cake, ‎& My Wife , My Parents, My Kids, My Friends and My Colleagues. All screaming, "SURPRISE!" And I was waiting on the sofa... NAKED!

So, on reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked a young engineer who was fresh out of MIT, "What starting salary were you thinking about?" The Engineer said, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5 weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years - say, a red Corvette?" ...The Engineer sat up straight and said, "Wow! Are you kidding?" The interviewer replied, "Yeah, but you started it."

The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office. "What is your name?" was the first thing he asked the new guy. "John," the new guy replied. The manager scowled, "Look, I don't know what kind of a namby-pamby place you worked at before, but I don't call anyone by their first name. It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my employees by their last name only -- Smith, Jones, Baker -- that's all. I am to be referred to only as Mr. Robertson. Now that we got that straight, what is your last name?" The new guy sighed and said, "Darling. My name is John Darling." "Okay, John, the next thing I want to tell you is..."

Added one year today. How do I get the dancing man emoticon to show up :cool:

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...or phone. Clickety

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Rama Krishna Vavilala wrote:

I must say the OS is awesome

Of course it is. And what is even better is how extremely easy it is to write apps for it, compared with their competitors

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If you are new to Windows Phone 7 development and you are not the video learning type, The first full length Windows Phone 7 book has been released, so try and grab your copy. DISCLAMER: I am not in any way affiliated with the team involved in writing this book. Just a little excited the book is out.

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A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life? " "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise. " "That's amazing,..." the woman said. "How old are you?' "Twenty-six," he said.

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Nice work CP for this. Now I have to get back to my article right away.

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Yup

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Husband and wife meet in heaven. Wife says "we are finally together again", husband says "girl I'm free the deal was till death do us part." :)

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:)

If are still wondering what happened over the ambiguous spinning-top ending of Inception, Here is Michael Caine's take on it.

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But inspite of all these social vices/menaces such as poverty, lack of employment, corruption, nepotism, sentiments, looting, bad governance, rigging of elections, political killings and instability rocking my dear nation at the moment, i see a better Nigeria and the true giant of the black race coming in the next few decades that will be a marvel to the world. So please DD let me enjoy this moment :)

Wishing the greatest African country in the world and the most populous black nation, My country Nigeria a wonderful 50th birthday.

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Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery store because you were starving. So why didn't you take the food instead of the cash out of the till? Burglar: Your Honour! I'm a proud man, sir, and I make it a rule to pay for everything I eat.

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I would like to use this medium to reach out to those in charge of the development of the Windows Phone 7 and ask why my country(Nigeria) has not yet been included in the list of countries whose developers can submit apps to the marketplace and when they plan to include it. I see the Windows Phone as a great platform for developing applications and i think anybody should be allowed to develop for the platform irrespective of the country or region and Nigeria has many great WP developers. Therefore I am asking Microsoft to consider this or they lose a perfectly good app in their Marketplace come October.

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Sandeep Mewara wrote:

when he noticed an young

hmmmmm

Sandeep Mewara wrote:

when he noticed a young good looking girl

ok

Sandeep Mewara wrote:

My parents don't support me dressing up in a girl's dress

Now I understand, Girls should dress like boys. Good joke :)