:laugh: Oh! Poor guy .... What an embarrassment!

Your CEO is not fresh out of MIT. If money was your prime motivator then you are in the wrong forum, people here like to spend money, making money is called work. Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

Last night's curry starting to wreak its revenge? Just say 'NO' to evaluated arguments for diadic functions! Ash

I was hoping for a bsod on the WP7.

Seems like quality living in shorten time. Good one , Five'd for that. Rating is Always appreciated. Regards, Hiren Solanki. Indian Forum | My Articles | My Profile "You will always find me near 127.0.0.1"

Ouch! cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

Christian Graus wrote: I got up for a meeting and no-one showed up, so I was a little grumpy When Dopey doesn't score with Snow White he gets up Grumpy... ;-) I don't have ADHD, I have ADOS... Attention Deficit oooh SHINY!! If you like cars, check out the Booger Mobile blog | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!

Only thing that beats Monty Python: Good old Edmund Slackbladder... :laugh:

Drool buckets are available at the door. ;) L u n a t i c F r i n g e

Thanks my friend - I hope that others were just having an off day, and that in future they will respond with more sensitivity. I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

sasha winston wrote: Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery store because you were starving. So why didn't you take the food instead of the cash out of the till? Burglar: Well to be honest sir, I don't know. You see at the time, I was as drunk as a Judge. Judge: My good man, do you not mean you were as drunk as a Lord? Burglar: If you say so, m'lud! Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

Mladen Jankovic wrote: Can it help me to transfer millions of dollars from Nigerian prince to my account or win the internet lottery or get my lost Fedex package? No, but it can make you three inches... er... taller. I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

They didn't include this[^], one of my favorite gifs! I thought it was pretty well known. "It was when I found out I could make mistakes that I knew I was on to something." -Ornette Coleman "Philosophy is a study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently." -Anon.

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Now see? THAT's humor! :laugh: :laugh: Opacity, the new Transparency.

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eslsys wrote: if MS gave some stuff away for free You mean like this?: http://www.microsoft.com/express/Windows/[^] You can't turn lead into gold, unless you've built yourself a nuclear plant.