Yeah, that's the standard-reaction, you get the some one when talking about Visual Basic 6. Many a brownfield is a combination of those two :) Access empowered a lot of non-programmers to create small business-applications. It got abused as a server-database, and is still one of the better reporting engines (You'd only need to free runtime-version of Access and Microsoft Word) Yeah, they were great products in their time, and they still haven't vanished. I guess that they're like Windows, or Democracy. We know it sucks, but there is no better alternative available yet.
I are Troll :)