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  • Should a self-driving car kill the baby or the grandma? Depends on where you’re from
    S Smart K8

    The classic driving dilemma. Whether to kill a baby or a grandma. How many times we saw that old cliche? :doh: Zero

    In order to understand stack overflow, you must first understand stack overflow.

    The Insider News help com question

  • YouTube is down
    S Smart K8

    Minute of silence for all the funny cat videos. :sigh:

    In order to understand stack overflow, you must first understand stack overflow.

    The Lounge data-structures

  • Useless IoT item of the weekend
    S Smart K8

    Don't be.. salty. :-\

    In order to understand stack overflow, you must first understand stack overflow.

    The Lounge com iot

  • How much do you pay for your internet?
    S Smart K8

    500 Mb not MB, sorry habit of writing MB more often.

    In order to understand stack overflow, you must first understand stack overflow.

    The Lounge html com performance question discussion

  • How much do you pay for your internet?
    S Smart K8

    500Mb/30Mb fiber, ~$40/month, city :java:

    In order to understand stack overflow, you must first understand stack overflow.

    The Lounge html com performance question discussion

  • The dos and don’ts of keeping a changelog
    S Smart K8

    This can be solved easily version 3.1.415 - updated change log

    In order to understand stack overflow, you must first understand stack overflow.

    The Insider News html com announcement

  • Nature tester
    S Smart K8

    Poor guy :laugh:

    In order to understand stack overflow, you must first understand stack overflow.

    The Weird and The Wonderful data-structures sharepoint testing collaboration beta-testing

  • Nature tester
    S Smart K8

    It's a small town (10k population). I don't really think anyone is buying BTCs there, but that's on our client to decide. We're just making a software. It's a spruce tree and it's just gently brushing the screen in a wind sometimes (about once a few minutes). It would be just very annoying for a potential customer (this BTM has to see one yet), but it can be stopped quite easily. :-D

    In order to understand stack overflow, you must first understand stack overflow.

    The Weird and The Wonderful data-structures sharepoint testing collaboration beta-testing

  • Nature tester
    S Smart K8

    It's unfortunately not our BTM, but our client's. We have no say in that. :(

    In order to understand stack overflow, you must first understand stack overflow.

    The Weird and The Wonderful data-structures sharepoint testing collaboration beta-testing

  • Nature tester
    S Smart K8

    It really happened. Moreover, it's still happening. Because we can't cut the branch without permission from some town official. So far no new crashes. The application is pretty robust and can recover even from unhandled exceptions. This branch randomly found a way. :laugh:

    In order to understand stack overflow, you must first understand stack overflow.

    The Weird and The Wonderful data-structures sharepoint testing collaboration beta-testing

  • Nature tester
    S Smart K8

    True. We need an algorithm for 'stupid'. Then just run DoStupid() on your application to cause mayhem.

    In order to understand stack overflow, you must first understand stack overflow.

    The Weird and The Wonderful data-structures sharepoint testing collaboration beta-testing

  • Nature tester
    S Smart K8

    People are afraid A.I. will replace them, but slowly the nature is overtaking our jobs. Dey took err jerbs!

    In order to understand stack overflow, you must first understand stack overflow.

    The Weird and The Wonderful data-structures sharepoint testing collaboration beta-testing

  • Nature tester
    S Smart K8

    We're thinking about replacing some testers with branches. It's cheaper and green. But seriously, it probably will be cut, if/when our client gets a permission to do so (it's a public place). :sigh:

    In order to understand stack overflow, you must first understand stack overflow.

    The Weird and The Wonderful data-structures sharepoint testing collaboration beta-testing

  • Nature tester
    S Smart K8

    I understand now as well. I'll include such random trial in my debug version and will let one copy run endlessly.

    In order to understand stack overflow, you must first understand stack overflow.

    The Weird and The Wonderful data-structures sharepoint testing collaboration beta-testing

  • Nature tester
    S Smart K8

    That means the Branch is probably the most experienced member of our testing team. I reckon it will lead the team within few months.

    In order to understand stack overflow, you must first understand stack overflow.

    The Weird and The Wonderful data-structures sharepoint testing collaboration beta-testing

  • Nature tester
    S Smart K8

    I'm - among other things - making a software for the ATMs (for Bitcoins they're called BTMs). Yesterday we've found out that one of our machines has probably a defective touch screen. It was randomly pressing all over the screen. On closer inspection (on site) it turned out to be a branch of a tree randomly waving in the wind and occasionally touching the screen. This branch also managed in this short time to uncover two bugs that two testing teams were unable to find during two years of product lifetime. One was even as simply as touching the screen in a certain time. One was more complex, the branch managed to 'touch' through random screens and created very weird scenarios. One of them was a really obscure bug. The branch became a honorary member of our testing team. :laugh:

    In order to understand stack overflow, you must first understand stack overflow.

    The Weird and The Wonderful data-structures sharepoint testing collaboration beta-testing

  • Apple shoppers: your new i9 MacBook Pro is 'smokin gear
    S Smart K8

    I've heard it's selling like hotcakes. :-\

    In order to understand stack overflow, you must first understand stack overflow.

    The Lounge learning css asp-net com performance

  • Why use the correct exception type?
    S Smart K8

    ...or even worse: GeneralException - exception that can be anything from anywhere.. sorry, no stack.

    In order to understand stack overflow, you must first understand stack overflow.

    The Weird and The Wonderful winforms graphics question

  • Researchers use machine learning to quickly detect video face swaps
    S Smart K8

    You're correct. That way one AI will have only half of the world. So the condition of AI taking over the world is successfully averted. Therefore let me just say: I, for one, welcome our two new AI overlords and offer them my services of maintaining some unimportant offline code bases in some forgotten hell hole. Will work for food and survival. :rolleyes:

    In order to understand stack overflow, you must first understand stack overflow.

    The Insider News learning com tutorial question

  • Evolutionary computation has been promising self-programming machines for 60 years – so where are they?
    S Smart K8

    Quote:

    Evolutionary computation has been promising self-programming machines for 60 years

    They never said it will be soon. :-\

    In order to understand stack overflow, you must first understand stack overflow.

    The Insider News html algorithms help question announcement
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