Thanks, can you do me a favour.[^]

I need this account deleted, rather than bother the busy admins can you all please report me as a spammer. Thank You.

....a joke you can vote on! "I wish my wife had lost weight before her big day......two urns just look stupid." Vote Here.[^]

High Five!

No.

Yeah I'm really missing randomly down-voting one of your posts and then sitting back to watch you moan about it. :-D

I wouldn't, by the sound of it it his round next.

Yeah, something like that.

Thank You but I have no use for them. In fact as soon as the voting is switched back on I will be asking everybody to nuke this account as it's time for me to start from scratch again.

That's easy for you to say Mister 455,000K

:thumbsup: That is the post of the week.

No that's the wrong way round. You need to start the drug addiction first, I reccomend Speed as it will help you maintain a slim physique and give you the 'get up and go' to continue with the working out. The gambling has to come later as an attempt to support your drug addiction.

Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

good a reason as any to keep the ratings off.

Oh the temptation to crack a navy related, NKSS gag is strong, but I will resist as I won't get voted up for it. ;)

This isn't how me and my Mum use to play it[^].

Because you read it correct, I actually meant to put a question mark.

You have a job! :omg:

Nagy is under the thumb.

:thumbsup:

You can see the video here.[^] I also like "for instigating research & development on a chemical weapon -- the so-called "gay bomb" -- that will make enemy soldiers become sexually irresistible to each other." That is real foul play. and also who would have thought " that rats sometimes cannot tell the difference between a person speaking Japanese backwards and a person speaking Dutch backwards." Chris may also be interested in " Viagra aids jetlag recovery in hamsters".

Bookmarked so I can come back and downvote you later. ;P