peterchen wrote:

for text files, notepad is WYSIWIG

For executables, blue screen of death is WYSIWIG. Yes, there is no point.

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Steve Mayfield wrote:

I'm glad I don't work in Intelligence

Yes, work in ignorance is a much better alternative, you will never be subject to lie detector because nobody believes you are smart enough to lie. :-D

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gavindon wrote:

but can you imagine the monetary momentary panic?

FTFY

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Mike Hankey wrote:

€1000 for pay porn per view

That comes back to my original question about inflation. PPV can't be more expensive than the real thing, can it? On the other hand, I have no idea how much the real thing costs in Spain. :-D

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DaveAuld wrote:

€1000 for pay per view

I agree. Waiting in hotel room for money that will never come is kind of boring, pay-per-view is the only solution.

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E-mail from Spain: I made a quick trip to Madrid in Spain for a Volunteer Training Program (VTP),my bag with cash, mobile phone and credit cards in it were Stolen from me at the Hotel Park where I Lodged. I've made contact with my bank but they need more time to come up with a new one. I need you to lend me some money to sort my self out of this predicament, I will pay back immediately I get this over with. Right now I need about €1150 Euro which is to settle my hotel bills and other expenses. Please let me know if you can help me.

The poor guys. Just last week someone in exactly the same situation wrote me and asked for only €600. Is inflation that bad in Europe?

:)

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djj55 wrote:

Now, I do NOT like snakes of any kind.

I think that's because you never cooked it properly! Hot water alone is not enough, you have to add other ingredients, too. :)

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AspDotNetDev wrote:

Delivery dates are useless when you can deliver much sooner.

It is also useless when you can convince the boss the whole project is unnecessary.

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Nagy Vilmos wrote:

mumfs and loadsawonga

What are those? They sounds more valuable than passport! :)

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Alexander DiMauro wrote:

I weep for the future...

The teacher is weeping for the collapse of Soviet Union maybe? :)

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Steve Mayfield wrote:

A doctorate in Decision Sciences (Indiana University's Kelley School of Business)...does that mean you add "maybe" to "yes" and "no"

Shakespeare's play Hamlet will be a lot shorter if played by these students: It will take less than two seconds to answer the "to be or not to be" question. :)

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mark merrens wrote:

not sure where she got my name from or why she would trust me with $900 million

Actually, she found me first. But I already accepted $900 million from Saddam's mom and got tired of having too much money, so I randomly recommended a code project member to her ...

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BRShroyer wrote:

and you don't/can't answer and they don't leave a message

Those are the people who think you need them more than they need you:

• They have large sums of cash to give away
• They have found the fountain of youth and want to share with you the good news
• They can make some of your body parts as big/small as you wish
• They are inviting you for a free beer

Anyway, it would be foolish to not call them back.

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Well, maybe I hate all printers, I don't use printer that much. I was trying to print a page using black ink only, the printer refused to do the job because it was out of one of color inks. Have you ever go to a store to buy orange and the store refused to sell orange because they are out of apple? Let's not mention the cost of ink.

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wizardzz wrote:

... living in one of the 'safe havens' where it is illegal for local police or court systems to even check into someone's immigration status.

Where is this place? I have a couple of cousins who are desperately looking for such a place, they have been running from angry people for more than 10 years. ;)

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Indivara wrote:

Say you have a 1TB hard disk. If you sell the disk to one customer, that is ordinary storage. If you sell the same 1TB disk space to 10,000 users, that is cloud storage.

That is so true. 5!

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virang_21 wrote:

... and some search results related to her subject interest of economics and finance ....

And you hope she is interested in something more interesting than economics and finance? :)

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I was searching the phrase "what have changed" on my office computer and my code project article came on top of the list. I was disappointed to find out that Google was just trying to make my happy (it came third on a different computer, it may not even be in the list for another person).

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leppie wrote:

unambiguous is a very hard word to say when you are drunk

How can he be drunk? I thought he was upset because he did not get the One Elephanting pint. :)

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If I search for the same phrase on different computers, the results will come out in different orders. My question is, is the order random or based on my past search patterns in the specific computer? [NeverMind] It turns out the answer can be found using google search[^] [/NeverMind]

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