I am truly, then, set for a fall, as I'm the arch enemy of smartening up credit cards.* When I get a card with a chip in it, I grab some small-but-trusty tools and crush the sucker. It seems (to me) nutso to have one's card activate a transaction without my intervention (such as transferring my card's info to someone's scanner). So far, I've had not problems with the card. Particularly since, for the last year or so, the number of stores that don't require a signature at all has grown considerably. Those that do require a signature and insist I do so electronically, invariably get me to sign using my one of my pseudonyms: VOID or BOGUS So, if my card came with a button, I'd presume it can be only one thing; the DESTRUCT button. *Smart phones are nauseating enough.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010