The Back Room

She fell in love with her son-in-law, which was against her husband's wishes. What a lousy husband. No wonder she whacked his pee-pee. :)

That's understandable, i guess. Similarly, there is an acceptable amount of rat feces in cerial grains, etc. At some point, it just isn't feasible to prevent contamination, so you just try and keep it below the level that'll make people sick... Shog9 ------ Sitting in muddy water isn't such a bad life, if it ends after the first time... - Yoko Kanno, The Real Folk Blues

David Wulff wrote: Only Brits will really understand this, but one of Novel's Certified Directory Engineers gets the cool name award hands down... Randy Bender[^] (aka Frustrated Horny Homosexual). ah :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That cracked me up a treat. :D Simon Walton Sonork: 10024 P

if(idea.is_good()) std::for_each(people.begin(), people.end(), std::bind1st(std::mem_fun(&People::set_confused), true)); for us C++/STL-people (probably excluding Tim Smith ;)) -- standing so tall, the ground behind no trespassers, on every floor a garden swing, and another door she makes it clear, that everything is hers A place of abode, not far from here, Ms. Van de Veer

Well yeah, Bill certainly qualifies for the guy most likely to get the world's biggest erection. :-D Regards, Alvaro Well done is better than well said. -- Benjamin Franklin (I actually prefer medium-well.)

Paul Watson wrote: This is all funny and haha but look at what lies underneath it... the same irresponsible disease which is spreading through our youth. I suppose, but it has brought the issue out into the light, yet again. Paul Watson wrote: She took no responsibility, learnt nothing, and will be back in debt within the year, mark my words. Well I sure hope not, for her sake and the sake of those who sent her money. I actually do believe she took responsibility: she found a way to get out of debt. The way I see it, there are two ways of being responsible in this case: 1. Don't get into debt in the first place -- she didn't do that one. 2. If you get into debt, find a way to pay it back. -- she did that. The irresponsible route would have been to get into debt and then just file for bankruptcy. The reason I admire her ingenuity is because she found a way to collect money (for her debts) without having to sell a damn thing. Regards, Alvaro Well done is better than well said. -- Benjamin Franklin (I actually prefer medium-well.)

paulb wrote: I must be looking at the wrong site cause I didn't find any of it very funny, just a lot of American and Israeli propaganda. Yes I admit I work for the Israeli Secret Service and it is my aim to turn you all into Palestinian hating zombies by bombarding you with daft political cartoons. *sigh* Laugh a little PaulB, life is better that way Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa Colin Davies wrote: ...can you imagine a John Simmons stalker !

_Magnus_ wrote: We need a thumbs up emoticon... Would you like fries with that? Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa Colin Davies wrote: ...can you imagine a John Simmons stalker !

I'm trying to be more like John Simmons. Eventually, I want to change my name on CP to: Jason Henderson / American Bada$$ Jason Henderson start page ; articles henderson is coming henderson is an opponent's worst nightmare * googlism *

:doubles over in laughter, while people around give :wtf: looks: Thanks.... just what I needed after that 2 hour meeting. Brian Delahunty wrote: Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's Colin. :laugh: Brian Delahunty wrote: Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too. :laugh::laugh: That's why I ramble so much. If you're short and quotable, there's a much greater danger of ending up in a sig. [Christopher Duncan on how to prevent yourself from ending up in a sig]

jan larsen wrote: There is also the cultural element to consider. What cultural element? I agree with the poverty and bad education bit as well. Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa Colin Davies wrote: ...can you imagine a John Simmons stalker !

One movie that really seems to have made an impression on me is "Jacobs Ladder", a movie about a Vietnam veteran that suddenly gets all these weird hallucinations (or are they?...). I am not sure if you would find i scary though, because all of my friends just found it weird. Oh, and then there is the series called "Kingdom", it's produced by Lars Von Trier, and besides being quite funny it also have the quality of being actually scary!. "After all it's just text at the end of the day. - Colin Davies "For example, when a VB programmer comes to my house, they may say 'does your pool need cleaning, sir ?' " - Christian Graus

Consultation ? HOw do you mean ? :rolleyes: Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 Hey, at least Logo had, at it's inception, a mechanical turtle. VB has always lacked even that... - Shog9 04-09-2002 During last 10 years, with invention of VB and similar programming environments, every ill-educated moron became able to develop software. - Alex E. - 12-Sept-2002

Rickard Andersson wrote: that the Firewall is not stable and not to trust as much as a "real" firewall such ZonAlarm That's not true. What they said is that the Windows XP firewall is implemented as a service, so when booting your machine, your TCP/IP stack can start one or two seconds BEFORE the firewall. I only boot my machine every three months for power failures, mostly. I can live with that period of insecurity. Your incessant rantings indicate you have a brain the size of a pea, and the mental capacity of a bag of hammers. - John Simmons

David your first sentence was If the World's foremost authority on global defence is releasing warnings to this effect, This is what irks me. Janes does forecast and has a history of mistakes. When I was with the army we had to study a wide variety of publications, and Janes was always noticeable for there lack of cultural ability. Let alone geographic inconsistancies. For example stratfor.com is owned privately by George Freeman, which automatically gives them an advantage. Stratfor has an incredibly high prediction success rate, and that is what coumts. Regardz Colin J Davies Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining. Said by Roger Wright about me.

Megan Forbes wrote: Perhaps it's from his Greek side Nah... then it would have to be "Ofstopoulous" or similar. ;P "The word "kimono" comes from the Greek "kimonos" which means winter. And people would put on robes when it's cold, hence 'kimono'" (or something like that, from "My Big Fat Greek Wedding") ;P That's why I ramble so much. If you're short and quotable, there's a much greater danger of ending up in a sig. [Christopher Duncan on how to prevent yourself from ending up in a sig]

Hehe :-D Regards, Brian Dela :-)

I understood it Colin. :laugh::laugh: -- standing so tall, the ground behind no trespassers, on every floor a garden swing, and another door she makes it clear, that everything is hers A place of abode, not far from here, Ms. Van de Veer

Atlantys wrote: Then again, I jumped 3 meters during the closet scene with the kitchen utensil. :laugh: I turned to Janina (who was digging her fingernails into my arm already) to get some popcorn and the next thing the whole cinema explodes in shrieks and Janinas fingernails go through my skin! Yeeaarrgghhhh, even when they are just your friend they cause you pain in horror movies I tell you :rolleyes: Atlantys wrote: QUOTED! Doh! Now Christian has more proof. Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa benjymous wrote: Saddam Dubbuyuh Hussain?