The Back Room

Leave!!!! "When a friend hurts us, we should write it down in the sand, where the winds of forgiveness get in charge of erasing it away, and when something great happens, we should engrave it in the stone of the memory of the heart, where no wind can erase it" Nish on life [methinks] "It's The Soapbox; topics are optional" Shog 9

Michael P Butler wrote: at least they won't have lots of guys hitting on them but the girls are another matter. Alice thought that running very fast for a long time would get you to somewhere else. " A very slow kind of country!" said the queen. "Now, here , you see, it takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place".

Hey David, if you respond to this, start a new thread so we don't have to find this one again. :) How about if we use the now infamous MonkeyTurkey in a movie. that would probably be okay. In Bob's Night Out, you could do an Invasion of the Body Snatchers thing Scene: Bob's bedroom showing Bob in bed, and view outside the bedroom window 1) Dream bubbles from Bob, dreaming of CP Lounge Messages 2) Zoom to window - UFO flying around in sky 3) UFO flies up to bob's window - a big eye is seen peering thru window in ufo, and through bob's window 4) Eye sees bob asleep 5) A Pipe with a faucet extrudes from the ufo, a hand reachsd out and turns on faucet 6) A pod oozes out and lands on the floor beside bob's bed with the words "Acme Clone Pod, Beta 1" on it 7) The flying saucer retracts the faucet and flies away 8) The pod starts to pulsate, and tendrils snake from the pod and plug into bob 9) Bob is sucked into the pod, and it starts to pump and undulate 10) Pod spits out MonkeyTurkey into bob's bed - obviously, the beta version of the clone pod has some problems that still have to be worked out 11) and so on... "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio.

peterchen wrote: Come home, feed the cat, feed your sisters cat, pizza into the oven... geek nite, I thought.. but no. I'll second Mike and ask you to reveal the gory details here in the soapbox :laugh: Cheers, Joao Vaz A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person - Natalie Portman (Padme/Amidala of Star Wars)

Christian Graus wrote: Don't confuse fear with disgust. :laugh: We can always rely on Christian for a witty comeback! Jeremy L. Falcon Homepage : Sonork = 100.16311 "But everybody darlin' sometimes bites the hand that feeds." "Remember in this game we call life that no one said it's fair." "Just because you're winnin' don't mean you're the lucky ones." Song: Breakdown - Album: Use Your Illusion II - Artist: Guns N' Roses

you need to get your head examined

Nah, the dimwits are the same, but we don't catch fire that quickly. (OK, Edd's coming out post *did* start me...) We are ugly but we have the music Leonhard Cohen   [sighist]

Kannan Kalyanaraman wrote: I have always wondered how other people would pronounce tamizh Heheh. They wouldn't ever be able to imagine what it sounds like. In fact if you send them a wave recording of it's pronounciation none of them would be able to pronounce it. Only Malayalees and Tamilians can pronounced the 'zha' sound :-) Nish Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win]

check the colour balance, my monitor comes with two presets. one of them makes white things appear with a reddy orangy tint. :bob: Email: theeclypse@hotmail.com   URL: http://www.onyeyiri.co.uk:bob: "What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator"

Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!! Finally - relief! We are ugly but we have the music Leonhard Cohen   [sighist]

Did this a few times, then I moved on to "text only". I don't do much more for the site, but I'm happy. We are ugly but we have the music Leonhard Cohen   [sighist]

I once worked for a complete Dilbert type boss who constantly did more harm to the company than good. He had no idea what was really going on with the work we were doing, but every once in a while he would walk in a fire out a few "random acts of management" that had nothing to do with anything we were currently working on just so that he could be sure we knew he was the one in charge. The fact that he made more money than any of us was even more aggrivating. Eventually the company started to struggle and I was laid off. Hmmm. I wasn't too upset to be leaving that time. The boss I work for now knows more about the company than any of us. It's heaven compared to this other guy I worked for. Why not throw away a dime? I throw away ten pennies all the time.

What happened to the days when Site Admins got some respect. :P cheers, Chris Maunder Rub your belly and pat your head simultaneously. Sometimes that helps me make sense of things - Jon Sagara

so that you'll burst a blood vessal

John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: I'm happy to see that I have such an impact on people's lives... Your legacy will outlive you for generations. ____________________ David Wulff "You don't go to the kitchen to take a piss - if you do, don't expect to be served." - peterchen on Bill SerGio. "I've squeezed off turds that had more going for them then you do." - John Simmons on Bill SerGio

Yes, but the earth's spin counters gravity a certain degree. It's called centrifugal force I believe. Didn't you ever put an action figure on a turn table when you were a kid? I used to wonder, if the earth is spinning, how come we don't fly off, my wise old uncle Gordon simply said gravity. I thought gravity was the result of centripetal force in my own naive way. Later I learned the gravity is inherent in the mass of an object. Why not throw away a dime? I throw away ten pennies all the time.

Roger Wright wrote: 35 year study: diet and exercise is the key to weight loss. ROFL Jeremy L. Falcon Homepage : Sonork = 100.16311 "But everybody darlin' sometimes bites the hand that feeds." "Remember in this game we call life that no one said it's fair." "Just because you're winnin' don't mean you're the lucky ones." Song: Breakdown - Album: Use Your Illusion II - Artist: Guns N' Roses

Roger Wright wrote: I can get you a special deal on Navaho blankets, too Excellent they'll be a big hit. Regardz Colin J Davies Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin More about me :-)