I'd love to attend, but the commute is rather extreme. If they'd care to reprise the event in a different locale, there's a dandy microbrewery located at the Colorado Belle Casino in Laughlin, NV. Rooms are $19, and I'm sure the brewmaster can be talked into hosting the event; he let Shog9, his lady and me drink there one night, so I know he's fairly tolerant. Just don't plan it for next weekend, as we'll be hosting 80,000 bikers out for a few days of R&R, and the traffic gets a little challenging to navigate.
Will Rogers never met me.