LOLOLOLOLOL.... you are amazing!!! Darwin would study you to see how you have survived this long muhahaha http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/knowledge[^]
I call foul, (not the chicken kind) - drugs werent illegal so they could not be convicted, if you were a citizen you could do just about anything you wanted, if you werent you could have done to you juat about anything a citizen wanted to do to you
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
Daniel Tosh: She asked me during the sex: “Daniel, what is the filling to make a sex with a condom?” I answered her: “How the hell should I know?!”
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Nagy Vilmos wrote:
I'm ok with women faking it in bed.
They do that? Never experienced it, personally ;)
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Never seen this "joke" before. I would have been marginally happier if it would have stayed that way.
Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. List of common misconceptions
My jokes may not be the best, but they are mostly original or contextually appropriate. I usually just skip over all the tired old jokes people insist on posting. If I want tired old jokes, I'll Google "tired old jokes" (funny side note: I actually Googled that and on the first page was this, which I'm pretty sure I saw on Code Project recently).
Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!
killabyte wrote:
Great to see the truth finally getting out there!!!!
Wasn't that long ago that I could pay for my groceries and get the real facts, and only the facts, off the news stand. No more. So alas I can no longer find out what the aliens are up to, what marvelous new 'animals' had been discovered, what was the newest 'medical' discovery (where is my pyramid?) and the real juicy gossip about celebrities (often involving all of the previous topics.)
I'd hold off now. You started well but now they're getting a bit old.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
I like your version better. :thumbsup:
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011)
