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  • The ANONYMOUS online survey

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    :D There's a good way to test that. Write a note that you're boss is a dinosaur whose having the best part of his brain down the tail, and put it into the box.
  • Rooster in his declining years

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  • It's Health and Safety Gone Mad!

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    :thumbsup: If it moves, compile it
  • Boss and Assistant

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    Eww. If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun
  • A little present for Dave

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    Someone has bookmarked my last two posts up this part of the thread. Curious. There's nothing there worth bookmarking. If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun
  • Burn Them All!

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  • IJOTD

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    Nope. The joke just did not make me laugh. Thus I did not vote.
  • Two Dogs .....

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    Pterry - Moving Pictures: Azhural raised his staff. "It's fifteen hundred miles to Ankh-Morpork," he said. "We've got three hundred and sixty-three elephants, fifty carts of forage, the monsoon's about to break and we're wearing... we're wearing... sort of things, like glass, only dark... dark glass things on our eyes..." Even when it's not original it's good. :cool: Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
  • Blonde joke of the day

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    Get's a 5! --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
  • How's it hanging?

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    :laugh: It's an OO world. public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{ public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); } }
  • Beautiful Words... I Love It....

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    I figured that on your original post when I saw 2 votes and a score of 4.56, a newbie univoter stomped by a high rep responder. One of the reasons I don't get into voting wars and rep watching, I like to watch not participate. Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
  • univoter

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    I agree with you in substance, but take a look at some of the responses through the eyes of someone that doesn't get sarchasm, and I'm strongly doubting that those that likes "sugarcoated drivel" gets sarchasm. I think you might agree with me that some of them come through as rude. You may also notice that most of the univotes I compensated wasn't the OPs, I just included him as I found some of the responses over the top. Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. List of common misconceptions
  • Beautiful words...

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    attic doors?
  • Beautiful Words... I Love It......

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    Why? I am pretty sure I am not a vampire. --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
  • So beautiful!

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    James Blunt should add some music to it :)
  • I would like to dedicate...

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    No, certainly not. They have been constantly hiring in the last few years and are currently looking for a whole load of developers. The problem is that they can't make up their mind in which direction they want to go. We have teams for and against everything, but all of them are too small to tackle anything bigger. And by the time a team has settled on conventions, processes and perhaps some architechture, then it's time for our bosses to move on to trying out something else. Last year they threw together a team for a Java project. We had no Java developers, so everybody and his dog got a two week introductory course in Java and then they were expected to deliver their projects in four months. That deadline was set in stone, or else. At the moment it looks like the next big thing is something mobile. Up to now we have no developers with much experience with Apple, so it's only a matter of time until some poor guys get their introductory course and then are expected to produce great things in no time. This, of course, is also the reason for my situation. I have the great choice between staying with yesterday's great thing without any hope to get anything like support or resources, or I can keep on hopping to yet another great idea. Perhaps it's just the right time to move on. I'm invincible, I can't be vinced
  • Elephant joke

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  • Yet another religious joke...

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  • I'm going to hell for this one...

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    Richard MacCutchan wrote: Probably because I'm not very good at it. I admire your honesty. That alone makes you a better Christian than most, in my opinion. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011) "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011)
  • If Chuck Norris was so awesome...

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    :thumbsup: If it moves, compile it