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:thumbsup: If it moves, compile it

Or bet that you can touch their boobs without touching their clothes. Fail and pay.

What's pink and hard in the morning? The Financial Times Crossword... or... What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your pants? Granny... C# has already designed away most of the tedium of C++.

"Good Ol' Days" syndrom? When they kick at your front door How you gonna come? With your hands on your head Or on the trigger of your gun? Fold with us! ¤ flickr

Sweeney Todd, the beginning.

We've had this argument before. You're still wrong. "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

The comments are too funny!

LOL. Likewise, when translating from english to spanish, it's tempting to translate the english word "embarrassed" as "embarazada" (pregnant), as in "The Bishop made me get up here and now I'm embarrassed." is misspoken by an American female missionary as "El Obispo me obligó llegar aquí y ahora me estoy embarazada." instead of "avergonzado." Still, can't help but make fun of those misspoken phrases... If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun

Ha! Mine is 12" long, but I don't get to use it as a rule. If you vote me down, my score will only get lower

Good for you, licking someone else's sister is a mandatory thing then :laugh: V.

Jörgen Andersson wrote: I wonder how it is in Australia? That's where I got the joke from. Cash up front, or no beer for you. Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

_Josh_ wrote: :) Not enough uranium mining rights to sell for it to be a sacred site And I don't think Sidney would be too happy being given to the Aborigines, in fact I reckon he'd be right pissed off. Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

It's way out by Uranus If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun

Good one definitely gets my 5. VS2010/AVR Studio 5.0 ToDo Manager Extension

Ravel H. Joyce wrote: Somebody with a lot of reputation, ...and anger. Ravel H. Joyce wrote: Rob Graham let in all the exiles to spice things up a bit Guess the spice gave him indigestion. :laugh: No eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn. - Jim Morrison

That is so bad, have a 5!

mark merrens wrote: How many countries that get invaded Quite a few actually. France, Britain, Russia, the US... Well really, linking to this site has nothing to do with creeping Islamicism. It is all about how good and pure Israel is. Which it isnt, by a long stretch. ============================== Nothing to say.