A very religious man is on a boat when it sinks. He grabs a life preserver and prays for God to come and help him. A few minutes later another boat draws up and tells the man to get in, but he refuses, saying that God will save him. An hour later, a helicopter flies by and tells the man to get in, but he refuses, saying that God will save him. Much later, the man is freezing to death, but keeps praying to God to save him, but eventually he succumbs to the freezing water and drowns. Upon his arrival in Heaven, he asks God why he didn't save him, to which God replies "Dude, I sent you a boat and a helicopter, what more do you want?" :doh:
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