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B-rad A wrote: rhode island just passed a law where 16 year olds can strip as long as they are home by 11pm Did somebody say ROAD TRIP?

Of course. That is what the left has wanted for decades. Now that they control Congress and the executive, they are moving rapidly to make the US look just like the EU.

Scrotanascent : the appearance of the first discernible prototype of the scrotum of a male foetus in utero Scrotumescent : the hardening and swelling of the scrotum during sexual excitement Scrotasticism : bragging and exaggeration by a male concerning the size or capabilities of his scrotum Scrotosis : a bad odor from the scrotum related to fungal infections, or wearing tight polyester jockey shorts, or silk thongs under ballet tutus made of sateen as Chuck Norris is famous for. Scrotoxicosis : a disease only known in the New Guinea highlands where certain cannibalistic tribes eat the raw scrotum of their murdered enemies in the belief they gain magical powers. The disease if characterized by priapism (uncontrollable erections leading to damage of the penile organ), and repeated compulsive singing of Karen Carpenter songs in New Guinea 'pidgin.' Scrotoplasty : plastic surgery to make the scrotum bigger or smaller Scrotectomy : surgical removal of the scrotum Scrotostomy : surgical procedure which is part of gender re-assignment from male to female Scrotoskepsis : understanding the self by gazing at one's own scrotum as a spiritual discipline Scrotognosis : the esoteric revelation of the inner spiritual essence of the scrotum as cosmic being usually achieved after long periods of Scrotoskepsis under the direction of : Scrotophant : An englightened master of Scrotoskeptic techniques for the evolution of the Soul Stereoscrotal : the bifurcated scrotum of Siamese male twins who share organs of reproduction and torso Scrotolepsis : a mental state in which the male person experiences all of life as being a signifier, or archetype, of the form of a scrotum considered as an allegorical essence of universe. This state may manifest in dreams or other unconscious mental activities, or directly in consciousness, or as hallucinations often taking the form where the hallucinatee believes that all women desire immediate sexual congress with the hallucinatee. Scrotodoxy : codifications or manuals conveying a code of behavior and ethics for the use of the male scrotum by its owners. Scrotomancy : a divinatory art sometimes practiced by Scrotophants where the future of the person, or their character, is divined by examination of the form of the scrotum. Scrotophiliac : a person with a sexual fixation on the scrotum, such as Chuck Norris Scrotorrhea : also known as "weeping scrotum" in folk medicine : a medically inexplicable condition where the scrotum constantly exudes either a waxy

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Ooh, a troll. How entertaining. I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

ah i finally read this. was wondering where the thread disappeared off to from the lounge. thanks for the explanation... i should've put a joke icon on my post, you seem to have taken my question seriously :rolleyes:

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Just caught this...most I've laughed in a few days---thanks! Back in the blog beatch! http://CraptasticNation.blogspot.com/[^]

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Nagy Vilmos wrote: You know the connection between ovaries and scrotums? is that a trick question? :~

Nice..I like how they use themselves as thier "source" to make it sound like it's a factual email and not fake... I know Mike, he'd never send that "email" nor would he ever use any language that's in that "email". :cool:

Sweet Moses, I have been gone for HOW LONG and you've yet to find a new topic of interest? I think you need an intervention. Back in the blog beatch! http://CraptasticNation.blogspot.com/[^]

Clarissa, why don't you just mince of a play with your gf Tracey? Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

dighn wrote: Please excuse my earlier insolence. Your logic was too awesome for me. I see the truth now. And don't forget his modesty and humility? :laugh: You measure democracy by the freedom it gives its dissidents, not the freedom it gives its assimilated conformists.

His opponents thought it would be a boom followed by a boom followed by a boom... There is sufficient light for those who desire to see, and there is sufficient darkness for those of a contrary disposition. Blaise Pascal

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Is it a programming question ? No, it's not. Therefore, it does not belong in the ASP.NET forum, so I am moving it. Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.