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  • G Gavin Kendall

    I just saw the animation myself. I can now hear a collective "eeeewwww" from the audience of voices in my head... ...no wait. I think I'm more disturbing than Microsoft now. :~ I'm scared. :wtf:

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    S Douglas
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    psyphen wrote:

    I can now hear a collective "eeeewwww" from the audience of voices in my head...

    :omg: :laugh:


    I'd love to help, but unfortunatley I have prior commitments monitoring the length of my grass. :Andrew Bleakley:

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    • J Jeremy Falcon

      Dinuj Nath wrote:

      Is it only greed that drives them?

      MS hates when other companies dominate a market. We joke about it now, but there could be a MS Toaster in the future. :-D

      Jeremy Falcon

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      Dinuj Nath
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      Jeremy Falcon wrote:

      but there could be a MS Toaster in the future

      Running on .Net? :laugh:

      -- Don't take life seriously because you can't come out of it alive. -Warren Miller

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      • C Chris Maunder

        Rocky Moore posted this but it needs full exposure so everyone can stand back and understand exactly why Microsft have failed to capture our excitement: ComingZune - Microsoft's iPod killer[^] Don't try and be all crazy and out there and viral and totally cool and deep and intriguing. Because that is just so lame I can't believe it's actually there, live, on my screen. Maybe it's just me but when I look at iPod.com[^] I can see what it's about and get the feeling that it's kinda hip, plays music, and looks clean and easy to use. When I look at comingzune I feel strangely sad and depressed and never want to go back there or hear the word Zune again. Has it got something to do with being bullied? Or maybe it's for kids whose parents have gone through a divorce. Or maybe, just maybe, it's some poor flash designers flash-back about their poor rabbit Freckles who was run over by a car all those years ago and he never stopped blaming himself. Microsoft - PLEASE - make it go away. This is a new low for you.

        cheers, Chris Maunder

        CodeProject.com : C++ MVP

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        peterchen
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        I can defwend their OSes, even Office, but that?


        Some of us walk the memory lane, others plummet into a rabbit hole
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        • J Joe Woodbury

          When introducing a brand name, the most important thing is to get people talking about it. This is the third discussion in only a few days about Zune and the weird website. Seems like the campaign is working quite well. Microsoft thanks you.

          Anyone who thinks he has a better idea of what's good for people than people do is a swine. - P.J. O'Rourke

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          peterchen
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          We are just making sure what NOT to buy. Bookmark thes3 posts, and dig them out when someone posts about his great new toy. Or maybe, Zune will be "no no, noone buys it, but the sales are skyrocketing" device.


          Some of us walk the memory lane, others plummet into a rabbit hole
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          • C Chris Maunder

            Rocky Moore posted this but it needs full exposure so everyone can stand back and understand exactly why Microsft have failed to capture our excitement: ComingZune - Microsoft's iPod killer[^] Don't try and be all crazy and out there and viral and totally cool and deep and intriguing. Because that is just so lame I can't believe it's actually there, live, on my screen. Maybe it's just me but when I look at iPod.com[^] I can see what it's about and get the feeling that it's kinda hip, plays music, and looks clean and easy to use. When I look at comingzune I feel strangely sad and depressed and never want to go back there or hear the word Zune again. Has it got something to do with being bullied? Or maybe it's for kids whose parents have gone through a divorce. Or maybe, just maybe, it's some poor flash designers flash-back about their poor rabbit Freckles who was run over by a car all those years ago and he never stopped blaming himself. Microsoft - PLEASE - make it go away. This is a new low for you.

            cheers, Chris Maunder

            CodeProject.com : C++ MVP

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            Giles
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            I also think Zune is a crap name. Sounds nasal. Or if you have seen those crap Mazda adverts, zoom zoom. I want to hide behind a sofa and cringe.


            "Je pense, donc je mange." - Rene Descartes 1689 - Just before his mother put his tea on the table. Shameless Plug - Distributed Database Transactions in .NET using COM+

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            • C Chris Maunder

              Rocky Moore posted this but it needs full exposure so everyone can stand back and understand exactly why Microsft have failed to capture our excitement: ComingZune - Microsoft's iPod killer[^] Don't try and be all crazy and out there and viral and totally cool and deep and intriguing. Because that is just so lame I can't believe it's actually there, live, on my screen. Maybe it's just me but when I look at iPod.com[^] I can see what it's about and get the feeling that it's kinda hip, plays music, and looks clean and easy to use. When I look at comingzune I feel strangely sad and depressed and never want to go back there or hear the word Zune again. Has it got something to do with being bullied? Or maybe it's for kids whose parents have gone through a divorce. Or maybe, just maybe, it's some poor flash designers flash-back about their poor rabbit Freckles who was run over by a car all those years ago and he never stopped blaming himself. Microsoft - PLEASE - make it go away. This is a new low for you.

              cheers, Chris Maunder

              CodeProject.com : C++ MVP

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              benjymous
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              Erm, an advert showing a dirty looking old man inviting a small child to play with his bunny That's so wrong on so many levels! :wtf:

              -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit! Buzzwords!

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              • R Rocky Moore

                Yeah, it was amazing that company the size of Microsoft would put out something so lame. Wonder if they just handed it off to a new recruit to do the site.. Guess it just goes to show that drug testing in job field does not work ;)

                Rocky <>< Latest Code Blog Post: ASP.NET HttpException - Cannot use leading "..".. Latest Tech Blog Post: 103 inches of pure pleasure!

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                benjymous
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                Their Xbox advertising campains have been just as odd - I guess somebody high up in MS PR is smoking something...

                -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit! Buzzwords!

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                • M Mike_V

                  Is that really Microsoft? A whois lookup on the domain reveals it is a GoDaddy.com registered domain for Domains by Proxy. Not exactly what I'd expect from a Microsoft domain name lookup. [edit]And I don't see the Microsoft logo anywhere! And it doesn't require Windows Genuine Rabbit Advantage to run, either![/edit] Mike -- modified at 22:44 Monday 24th July, 2006

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                  Anders Molin
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                  Mike_V wrote:

                  Is that really Microsoft

                  Mike_V wrote:

                  Not exactly what I'd expect from a Microsoft domain name lookup.

                  Exactly. Look at the "terms of use" it say: "COPYRIGHT NOTICE. Copyright © 2004 Microsoft Corporation, One Microsoft Way, Redmond, Washington 98052-6399 U.S.A. All rights reserved. " Note the 2004 ;)

                  - Anders My new photo website[^]

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                  • R RC_Sebastien_C

                    not really OT :laugh:

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                    Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                    The flash animation was! ;)

                    -- A Stern Warning of Things to Come

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                    • D Dinuj Nath

                      I don't understand this. Why does microsoft need to create another mp3 player, can't they just concentrate on making things better? Let other make 'em. Is it only greed that drives them?

                      -- Don't take life seriously because you can't come out of it alive. -Warren Miller

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                      Joe Woodbury
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                      Dinuj Nath wrote:

                      Is it only greed that drives them?

                      They're in the business of making money for their stockholders, just like most companies.

                      Anyone who thinks he has a better idea of what's good for people than people do is a swine. - P.J. O'Rourke

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                      • C Chris Maunder

                        Marc, you have to. Think of the rabbits. cheers, Chris Maunder CodeProject.com : C++ MVP

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                        Graham Shanks
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                        Chris Maunder wrote:

                        Marc, you have to

                        That's just cruel, Chris. What has Marc ever done to you to make you want to try and get him to watch it. Graham

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                        • J Jeremy Falcon

                          Dinuj Nath wrote:

                          Is it only greed that drives them?

                          MS hates when other companies dominate a market. We joke about it now, but there could be a MS Toaster in the future. :-D

                          Jeremy Falcon

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                          Gary R Wheeler
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                          I can see it now. It'll require an overclocked dual-core Intel CPU, a minimum of 4G of RAM, and run a special version of Vista Premium Professional Server Bread-Browning Edition™. Toasting will be accomplished by laying the bread over the CPU's heat sink.


                          Software Zen: delete this;

                          Fold With Us![^]

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                          • J Joe Woodbury

                            When introducing a brand name, the most important thing is to get people talking about it. This is the third discussion in only a few days about Zune and the weird website. Seems like the campaign is working quite well. Microsoft thanks you.

                            Anyone who thinks he has a better idea of what's good for people than people do is a swine. - P.J. O'Rourke

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                            Chris Maunder
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                            First impressions are the strongest. To me Microsoft has made a statement as to the "feel" of their product. And it feels allll bad.

                            cheers, Chris Maunder

                            CodeProject.com : C++ MVP

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                            • M Michael Dunn

                              Did MS's site license for Photoshop run out, forcing their art people to use Paint?

                              --Mike-- Visual C++ MVP :cool: LINKS~! Ericahist | PimpFish | CP SearchBar v3.0 | C++ Forum FAQ

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                              dandy72
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                              > Did MS's site license for Photoshop run out, forcing their art people to use Paint? Had to give you a 5 for that. :-D

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                              • G Gary R Wheeler

                                I can see it now. It'll require an overclocked dual-core Intel CPU, a minimum of 4G of RAM, and run a special version of Vista Premium Professional Server Bread-Browning Edition™. Toasting will be accomplished by laying the bread over the CPU's heat sink.


                                Software Zen: delete this;

                                Fold With Us![^]

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                                dandy72
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                                > It'll require an overclocked dual-core Intel CPU There's your heating element right there.

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                                • C Chris Maunder

                                  Rocky Moore posted this but it needs full exposure so everyone can stand back and understand exactly why Microsft have failed to capture our excitement: ComingZune - Microsoft's iPod killer[^] Don't try and be all crazy and out there and viral and totally cool and deep and intriguing. Because that is just so lame I can't believe it's actually there, live, on my screen. Maybe it's just me but when I look at iPod.com[^] I can see what it's about and get the feeling that it's kinda hip, plays music, and looks clean and easy to use. When I look at comingzune I feel strangely sad and depressed and never want to go back there or hear the word Zune again. Has it got something to do with being bullied? Or maybe it's for kids whose parents have gone through a divorce. Or maybe, just maybe, it's some poor flash designers flash-back about their poor rabbit Freckles who was run over by a car all those years ago and he never stopped blaming himself. Microsoft - PLEASE - make it go away. This is a new low for you.

                                  cheers, Chris Maunder

                                  CodeProject.com : C++ MVP

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                                  Paul Watson
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                                  Chris Maunder wrote:

                                  all crazy and out there and viral and totally cool and deep and intriguing

                                  Of those they hit the crazy (as in nuts) and viral (as in infectious disease) quite well. Crazy as in fun, no and viral as in viral marketing, no. We've been sending it around the office. Quite funny hearing that creepy music playing from across a corrider and the "sounds of dead silence" from the watcher. And poor Brian, joining Microsoft soon and all. We worry for his sanity.

                                  regards, Paul Watson Ireland FeedHenry needs you

                                  Shog9 wrote:

                                  eh, stop bugging me about it, give it a couple of days, see what happens.

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                                  • C Chris Maunder

                                    Rocky Moore posted this but it needs full exposure so everyone can stand back and understand exactly why Microsft have failed to capture our excitement: ComingZune - Microsoft's iPod killer[^] Don't try and be all crazy and out there and viral and totally cool and deep and intriguing. Because that is just so lame I can't believe it's actually there, live, on my screen. Maybe it's just me but when I look at iPod.com[^] I can see what it's about and get the feeling that it's kinda hip, plays music, and looks clean and easy to use. When I look at comingzune I feel strangely sad and depressed and never want to go back there or hear the word Zune again. Has it got something to do with being bullied? Or maybe it's for kids whose parents have gone through a divorce. Or maybe, just maybe, it's some poor flash designers flash-back about their poor rabbit Freckles who was run over by a car all those years ago and he never stopped blaming himself. Microsoft - PLEASE - make it go away. This is a new low for you.

                                    cheers, Chris Maunder

                                    CodeProject.com : C++ MVP

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                                    David Veeneman
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                                    You know, it looks like something IBM would have come up with to compete with the iPod. But then, Microsoft seems to have become IBM.:)

                                    David Veeneman www.veeneman.com

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                                    • M Michael Dunn

                                      Did MS's site license for Photoshop run out, forcing their art people to use Paint?

                                      --Mike-- Visual C++ MVP :cool: LINKS~! Ericahist | PimpFish | CP SearchBar v3.0 | C++ Forum FAQ

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                                      Kythen
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                                      Nah, it's just MS showing off the power of the new Expression tools. ;P

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                                      • J Jeremy Falcon

                                        Dinuj Nath wrote:

                                        Is it only greed that drives them?

                                        MS hates when other companies dominate a market. We joke about it now, but there could be a MS Toaster in the future. :-D

                                        Jeremy Falcon

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                                        KreativeKai
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                                        Microsoft should put their name on whatever product their art people are smoking!! :-D

                                        Lost in the vast sea of .NET

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                                          Rocky Moore posted this but it needs full exposure so everyone can stand back and understand exactly why Microsft have failed to capture our excitement: ComingZune - Microsoft's iPod killer[^] Don't try and be all crazy and out there and viral and totally cool and deep and intriguing. Because that is just so lame I can't believe it's actually there, live, on my screen. Maybe it's just me but when I look at iPod.com[^] I can see what it's about and get the feeling that it's kinda hip, plays music, and looks clean and easy to use. When I look at comingzune I feel strangely sad and depressed and never want to go back there or hear the word Zune again. Has it got something to do with being bullied? Or maybe it's for kids whose parents have gone through a divorce. Or maybe, just maybe, it's some poor flash designers flash-back about their poor rabbit Freckles who was run over by a car all those years ago and he never stopped blaming himself. Microsoft - PLEASE - make it go away. This is a new low for you.

                                          cheers, Chris Maunder

                                          CodeProject.com : C++ MVP

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                                          Lost User
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                                          Chris Maunder wrote:

                                          ...about their poor rabbit Freckles who was run over by a car all those years ago...

                                          It's 04:00 26-07-2006, I finished work 2.5 hours ago and am sitting here cruising CodeProject instead placing my alcohol order and drinking Longnecks of Coopers Sparkling Ale. This made me laugh out loud. I only knew about the site cause someone else has poated about it at the top of the Lounge.

                                          Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004

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