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    Colin Angus Mackay
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    The perp was pulled doing 100mph in a 60mph zone in Ontario, but explained that his need for speed was provoked by a simple lack of goats which in his native land regularly wander the roads acting as caprine velocity moderators.[^] Anyone from Switzerland care to comment?


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      The perp was pulled doing 100mph in a 60mph zone in Ontario, but explained that his need for speed was provoked by a simple lack of goats which in his native land regularly wander the roads acting as caprine velocity moderators.[^] Anyone from Switzerland care to comment?


      Upcoming Scottish Developers events: * UK Security Evangelists On Tour (2nd November, Edinburgh) * Developer Day Scotland: are you interested in speaking or attending? My: Website | Blog

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      SteveKing
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      Very lame excuse. We don't have goats on the streets at all.

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        The perp was pulled doing 100mph in a 60mph zone in Ontario, but explained that his need for speed was provoked by a simple lack of goats which in his native land regularly wander the roads acting as caprine velocity moderators.[^] Anyone from Switzerland care to comment?


        Upcoming Scottish Developers events: * UK Security Evangelists On Tour (2nd November, Edinburgh) * Developer Day Scotland: are you interested in speaking or attending? My: Website | Blog

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        73Zeppelin
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        Colin Angus Mackay wrote:

        Anyone from Switzerland care to comment?

        Yes. Absolutely untrue. I have lived (and am living in now!) and driven all over Switzerland and there are ZERO goats on the road. Swiss highways are notoriously clear and clean. The only problems are with the Gotthard pass - sometimes there are rock avalanches. Furthermore, speed limits in Switzerland are 120 kph...

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          The perp was pulled doing 100mph in a 60mph zone in Ontario, but explained that his need for speed was provoked by a simple lack of goats which in his native land regularly wander the roads acting as caprine velocity moderators.[^] Anyone from Switzerland care to comment?


          Upcoming Scottish Developers events: * UK Security Evangelists On Tour (2nd November, Edinburgh) * Developer Day Scotland: are you interested in speaking or attending? My: Website | Blog

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          Chris Losinger
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          The non-goats didn't make me not do it, I swear!

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            The perp was pulled doing 100mph in a 60mph zone in Ontario, but explained that his need for speed was provoked by a simple lack of goats which in his native land regularly wander the roads acting as caprine velocity moderators.[^] Anyone from Switzerland care to comment?


            Upcoming Scottish Developers events: * UK Security Evangelists On Tour (2nd November, Edinburgh) * Developer Day Scotland: are you interested in speaking or attending? My: Website | Blog

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            Jerry Hammond
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            :laugh:

            When was the last time you poured some wine for you and your sweetie and went out on the front porch to watch the geometry frolic on the lake?--Rebecca M. Riordan, Designing Effective Database Systems

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              The perp was pulled doing 100mph in a 60mph zone in Ontario, but explained that his need for speed was provoked by a simple lack of goats which in his native land regularly wander the roads acting as caprine velocity moderators.[^] Anyone from Switzerland care to comment?


              Upcoming Scottish Developers events: * UK Security Evangelists On Tour (2nd November, Edinburgh) * Developer Day Scotland: are you interested in speaking or attending? My: Website | Blog

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              Harald Krause
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              I am traveling a lot in switzerland and never seen a goat on the street. (But there are a lot of goats, sheeps, cows etc. BEHIND fences along the streets) Streets are mostly so clean, that you can eat from them....

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                The perp was pulled doing 100mph in a 60mph zone in Ontario, but explained that his need for speed was provoked by a simple lack of goats which in his native land regularly wander the roads acting as caprine velocity moderators.[^] Anyone from Switzerland care to comment?


                Upcoming Scottish Developers events: * UK Security Evangelists On Tour (2nd November, Edinburgh) * Developer Day Scotland: are you interested in speaking or attending? My: Website | Blog

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                Jun Du
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                As a camper myself, I perfectly understand what he said :laugh:

                Best, Jun

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                  The perp was pulled doing 100mph in a 60mph zone in Ontario, but explained that his need for speed was provoked by a simple lack of goats which in his native land regularly wander the roads acting as caprine velocity moderators.[^] Anyone from Switzerland care to comment?


                  Upcoming Scottish Developers events: * UK Security Evangelists On Tour (2nd November, Edinburgh) * Developer Day Scotland: are you interested in speaking or attending? My: Website | Blog

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                  Wjousts
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                  I work for a Swiss company and what I have heard is that Swiss traffic fines are linked to your income. So, if you earn more, you pay more, which I think is an excellent idea! Never heard anybody complain about goats though.

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                    I work for a Swiss company and what I have heard is that Swiss traffic fines are linked to your income. So, if you earn more, you pay more, which I think is an excellent idea! Never heard anybody complain about goats though.

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                    Jun Du
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                    Wow, it sure sounds like communism there!

                    Best, Jun

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                      Wow, it sure sounds like communism there!

                      Best, Jun

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                      Jun Du wrote:

                      Wow, it sure sounds like communism there!

                      :laugh: :laugh:

                      Best Regards, Apurva Kaushal

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                        I work for a Swiss company and what I have heard is that Swiss traffic fines are linked to your income. So, if you earn more, you pay more, which I think is an excellent idea! Never heard anybody complain about goats though.

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                        Red Stateler
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                        I heard something like that a while back where the CEO of Nokia (I think) was pulled over for speeding and his ticket was some crazy amount like $50,000.


                        "I make up quotes." -Vincent Reynolds

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                          I heard something like that a while back where the CEO of Nokia (I think) was pulled over for speeding and his ticket was some crazy amount like $50,000.


                          "I make up quotes." -Vincent Reynolds

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                          _AK_
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                          espeir wrote:

                          crazy amount like $50,000.

                          Is it true? :omg:

                          Best Regards, Apurva Kaushal

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                            espeir wrote:

                            crazy amount like $50,000.

                            Is it true? :omg:

                            Best Regards, Apurva Kaushal

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                            Red Stateler
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                            Nope. It was actually $103,600. :) http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/1759791.stm[^]


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                              Nope. It was actually $103,600. :) http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/1759791.stm[^]


                              "I make up quotes." -Vincent Reynolds

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                              Dustin Metzgar
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                              From the article:

                              Mr Vanjoki had to pay a fine equal to 14 days of his income in 1999, which was about 14 million euros ($12.5 million).

                              :wtf:


                              Logifusion[^] If not entertaining, write your Congressman.

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                                Nope. It was actually $103,600. :) http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/1759791.stm[^]


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                                _AK_
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                                From the article: In Finland, traffic fines are proportionate to the latest available data on an offender's income. :wtf: Most awkward law I have ever heard. Hope Bill Gates will not be caught for breaking something in Finland. :)

                                Best Regards, Apurva Kaushal

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                                  From the article: In Finland, traffic fines are proportionate to the latest available data on an offender's income. :wtf: Most awkward law I have ever heard. Hope Bill Gates will not be caught for breaking something in Finland. :)

                                  Best Regards, Apurva Kaushal

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                                  Chris Losinger
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                                  Apurva Kaushal wrote:

                                  Hope Bill Gates will not be caught for breaking something in Finland.

                                  that's the point of the fine - if the fines were a flat $100 for everyone, they would be completely pointless to people with huge incomes. if you fine me $0.01 every time i break the speed limit, i'll speed all day. fine me $1000, i'll be a bit more careful. fine me 14 days salary and i'll be the safest driver on the road.

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                                    Apurva Kaushal wrote:

                                    Hope Bill Gates will not be caught for breaking something in Finland.

                                    that's the point of the fine - if the fines were a flat $100 for everyone, they would be completely pointless to people with huge incomes. if you fine me $0.01 every time i break the speed limit, i'll speed all day. fine me $1000, i'll be a bit more careful. fine me 14 days salary and i'll be the safest driver on the road.

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                                    _AK_
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                                    That seems to be logical, but how can you define such a law which is different for different section of the people. Such as if you are committing any crime say murder then the punishment should be same for everyone isn't it?

                                    Best Regards, Apurva Kaushal

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                                      That seems to be logical, but how can you define such a law which is different for different section of the people. Such as if you are committing any crime say murder then the punishment should be same for everyone isn't it?

                                      Best Regards, Apurva Kaushal

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                                      Wjousts
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                                      Apurva Kaushal wrote:

                                      Such as if you are committing any crime say murder then the punishment should be same for everyone isn't it?

                                      But you don't get fined for murder. That's the difference.

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                                        That seems to be logical, but how can you define such a law which is different for different section of the people. Such as if you are committing any crime say murder then the punishment should be same for everyone isn't it?

                                        Best Regards, Apurva Kaushal

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                                        Chris Losinger
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                                        Apurva Kaushal wrote:

                                        uch as if you are committing any crime say murder then the punishment should be same for everyone isn't it?

                                        in this case, the punishment is the same : 14 days wages, regardless of who you are. it's unusual, but in a way it sounds more fair to me than taking $100 from every offender, no matter how much it hurts the offender: $100 is a lot of money to some people, not a lot to other people. i kinda like it...

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                                          Apurva Kaushal wrote:

                                          Such as if you are committing any crime say murder then the punishment should be same for everyone isn't it?

                                          But you don't get fined for murder. That's the difference.

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                                          _AK_
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                                          Ya thats true, so if you are being fined(for any law breaking) then it should be according to your income level and if you are doing some other crime(something big :)) then it should be equal. :)

                                          Best Regards, Apurva Kaushal

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