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  • E El Corazon

    Evil Genius... now why didn't I think of that??!! Begin the unnecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism!

    _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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    crawforf
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    Jeffry J. Brickley wrote:

    Evil Genius... now why didn't I think of that??!!

    I actually have a friend who is an Evil Genius... he is not a programmer - but he does have minions :) http://www.evilwig.co.uk/ewe.html[^]

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    • E El Corazon

      hmmmm... we don't really have them, but they look nice on business cards. Given the presence of a hollywood team of visual experts and 3D visualization experts from across the country I think it is time I change mine from "Computer Programmer". Work doesn't care, as long as you don't lie, or the title denotes a seniority (we're a flat organization, mostly all peers). So now I am in search of a job title.... (or subtitle) Computer programmer/3D specialist? any ideas?... yeah I know... creativity is easier in 3D graphics than tooting my own horn.

      _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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      LeoCodesIn
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      You could call yourself a Script Architect After all it's the tools and glue we call scripts that support compositing, rendering and lighting, Lenny

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      • M Marco Turrini

        Joe Woodbury wrote:

        He wrote code for both Macs and PCs. One day I asked which he preferred. His classic answer: "Which ever one I'm not working on."

        Imagine me on my knees in front of you: May I use this as my signature? Please?! If I had my own company I would hire that guy immediately: he's too clever! By the way, I don't even own my house, yet, so don't send me all yours curricula....

        Marco Turrini

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        TClarke
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        Senior Analyst/Developer is a common one that gets the job done in a more current lingo than Computer Programmer. I still refer to myself as the latter if someone asks me what i do though Tom

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        • E El Corazon

          hmmmm... we don't really have them, but they look nice on business cards. Given the presence of a hollywood team of visual experts and 3D visualization experts from across the country I think it is time I change mine from "Computer Programmer". Work doesn't care, as long as you don't lie, or the title denotes a seniority (we're a flat organization, mostly all peers). So now I am in search of a job title.... (or subtitle) Computer programmer/3D specialist? any ideas?... yeah I know... creativity is easier in 3D graphics than tooting my own horn.

          _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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          SlowFatRunner
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          Software Guru

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          • E El Corazon

            hmmmm... we don't really have them, but they look nice on business cards. Given the presence of a hollywood team of visual experts and 3D visualization experts from across the country I think it is time I change mine from "Computer Programmer". Work doesn't care, as long as you don't lie, or the title denotes a seniority (we're a flat organization, mostly all peers). So now I am in search of a job title.... (or subtitle) Computer programmer/3D specialist? any ideas?... yeah I know... creativity is easier in 3D graphics than tooting my own horn.

            _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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            Joe Q
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            Before my work gave me business cards I made some for me for the company. My title was King of Space and Time They didn't appreciate it but they game me cards!

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            • M Marco Turrini

              Joe Woodbury wrote:

              He wrote code for both Macs and PCs. One day I asked which he preferred. His classic answer: "Which ever one I'm not working on."

              Imagine me on my knees in front of you: May I use this as my signature? Please?! If I had my own company I would hire that guy immediately: he's too clever! By the way, I don't even own my house, yet, so don't send me all yours curricula....

              Marco Turrini

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              toddsloan
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              Level 60 Grand Master Software Engineer. (it's a little long but it fits nicely on a business card)

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              • E El Corazon

                hmmmm... we don't really have them, but they look nice on business cards. Given the presence of a hollywood team of visual experts and 3D visualization experts from across the country I think it is time I change mine from "Computer Programmer". Work doesn't care, as long as you don't lie, or the title denotes a seniority (we're a flat organization, mostly all peers). So now I am in search of a job title.... (or subtitle) Computer programmer/3D specialist? any ideas?... yeah I know... creativity is easier in 3D graphics than tooting my own horn.

                _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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                Chris Maunder
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                iTechnology Actualisation Implementor

                cheers, Chris Maunder

                CodeProject.com : C++ MVP

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                • J Joe Woodbury

                  I always preferred Computer Programmer, but use Senior Software Engineer since that's what people expect (especially those writing the checks; it just sounds like you should pay the latter more.) I knew a guy once who listed his title as Software Guy.

                  Anyone who thinks he has a better idea of what's good for people than people do is a swine. - P.J. O'Rourke

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                  Is it just me being picky, or does anyone else get peeved when someone represents themselves as a "Software Engineer" without the degree or certification to back it up? Your local electrician isn't going to bill themselves as an electrical engineer, a programmer (no matter how good they are) shouldn't bill themselves as a software engineer unless they have all the engineering skills to back that title up...

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                  • J Jeremy Falcon

                    Jeffry J. Brickley wrote:

                    I like that one actually...

                    Well I was going for something usable rather than cheesy.

                    Jeffry J. Brickley wrote:

                    but I wonder how many people would understand it.

                    Who cares? Think of all the ladies it would impress. :rolleyes:

                    Jeremy Falcon A multithreaded, OpenGL-enabled application.[^]

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                    El Corazon
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                    Jeremy Falcon wrote:

                    Think of all the ladies it would impress.

                    All would get me into a LOT of trouble... I'll stick with one, thank you! ;P

                    _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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                      iTechnology Actualisation Implementor

                      cheers, Chris Maunder

                      CodeProject.com : C++ MVP

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                      El Corazon
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                      Chris Maunder wrote:

                      iTechnology Actualisation Implementor

                      i3D[^] Technology Actualization Implimenter ;P

                      _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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                      • P PSU Steve

                        Is it just me being picky, or does anyone else get peeved when someone represents themselves as a "Software Engineer" without the degree or certification to back it up? Your local electrician isn't going to bill themselves as an electrical engineer, a programmer (no matter how good they are) shouldn't bill themselves as a software engineer unless they have all the engineering skills to back that title up...

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                        Yeah you're being too picky. It's not a clearly defined term to be sure, but it doesn't apply only to those who have paper. You have to credit people for their experience, and most self-taught programmers are 10 times the wizards of the college-produced ones. Degrees and certifications say nothing in this world. Well, not to people like me who are looking for skills, rather than paper. A degree is good to have, but it's not proof of anything other than maybe ability to stick it out. I have a liberal arts degree with major in Biology and minor in Math, but I have never worked in either of those fields with the exception of part time stuff and internships. College is good 'basic training' for life in the business world, but it doesn't mean you're competent at any specific thing. I was a programmer before college and I am now, making over 20 years experience... that's what counts, not some paper.

                        "Quality Software since 1983!" http://www.smoothjazzy.com/

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                        • C Chris Maunder

                          iTechnology Actualisation Implementor

                          cheers, Chris Maunder

                          CodeProject.com : C++ MVP

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                          Jasmine2501
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                          For web folks: "Master of our domain"

                          "Quality Software since 1983!" http://www.smoothjazzy.com/

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                          • E El Corazon

                            Chris S Kaiser wrote:

                            Engineer seems to qualify for more than programmer.

                            Actually, salary is based on the department I am in and experience/training/degree. Ironically my department is Engineering. How is "3D Software Engineer/Architect" (I just "borrowed" it from Monster.com)

                            _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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                            Chris S Kaiser
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                            A worthy choice. :)

                            What's in a sig? This statement is false. Build a bridge and get over it. ~ Chris Maunder

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                            • E El Corazon

                              hmmmm... we don't really have them, but they look nice on business cards. Given the presence of a hollywood team of visual experts and 3D visualization experts from across the country I think it is time I change mine from "Computer Programmer". Work doesn't care, as long as you don't lie, or the title denotes a seniority (we're a flat organization, mostly all peers). So now I am in search of a job title.... (or subtitle) Computer programmer/3D specialist? any ideas?... yeah I know... creativity is easier in 3D graphics than tooting my own horn.

                              _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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                              CodeAddiction
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                              How's about ... Like Keanu Reeves ;P I say go with whatever gets you paid more. Just make sure to avoid something that will get you paid less.

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                              • E El Corazon

                                hmmmm... we don't really have them, but they look nice on business cards. Given the presence of a hollywood team of visual experts and 3D visualization experts from across the country I think it is time I change mine from "Computer Programmer". Work doesn't care, as long as you don't lie, or the title denotes a seniority (we're a flat organization, mostly all peers). So now I am in search of a job title.... (or subtitle) Computer programmer/3D specialist? any ideas?... yeah I know... creativity is easier in 3D graphics than tooting my own horn.

                                _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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                                Dfygrvty
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                                my favorite business card I've seen so far was pretty bland on the front: "Systems Engineer" ... so on it continued ... but if you flipped the card over... watermarked on the back it said "Lead Ninja"

                                Learn to Fly

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                                • J Joe Woodbury

                                  I always preferred Computer Programmer, but use Senior Software Engineer since that's what people expect (especially those writing the checks; it just sounds like you should pay the latter more.) I knew a guy once who listed his title as Software Guy.

                                  Anyone who thinks he has a better idea of what's good for people than people do is a swine. - P.J. O'Rourke

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                                  BC3Tech
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                                  I'm partial to something w/ Software Engineer in the title as well. Currently I'm Sr. Software Engineer :)

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                                  • E El Corazon

                                    hmmmm... we don't really have them, but they look nice on business cards. Given the presence of a hollywood team of visual experts and 3D visualization experts from across the country I think it is time I change mine from "Computer Programmer". Work doesn't care, as long as you don't lie, or the title denotes a seniority (we're a flat organization, mostly all peers). So now I am in search of a job title.... (or subtitle) Computer programmer/3D specialist? any ideas?... yeah I know... creativity is easier in 3D graphics than tooting my own horn.

                                    _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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                                    Tired of Shize
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                                    How about graphics stylist? or 'code artist'? Lol

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                                    • E El Corazon

                                      hmmmm... we don't really have them, but they look nice on business cards. Given the presence of a hollywood team of visual experts and 3D visualization experts from across the country I think it is time I change mine from "Computer Programmer". Work doesn't care, as long as you don't lie, or the title denotes a seniority (we're a flat organization, mostly all peers). So now I am in search of a job title.... (or subtitle) Computer programmer/3D specialist? any ideas?... yeah I know... creativity is easier in 3D graphics than tooting my own horn.

                                      _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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                                      the real r2d2
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                                      C-cubed Engineer . . .but if I had my way, I'd be an Asm-cubed Engineer :)

                                      Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers - XTalk

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                                      • E El Corazon

                                        hmmmm... we don't really have them, but they look nice on business cards. Given the presence of a hollywood team of visual experts and 3D visualization experts from across the country I think it is time I change mine from "Computer Programmer". Work doesn't care, as long as you don't lie, or the title denotes a seniority (we're a flat organization, mostly all peers). So now I am in search of a job title.... (or subtitle) Computer programmer/3D specialist? any ideas?... yeah I know... creativity is easier in 3D graphics than tooting my own horn.

                                        _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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                                        zeek
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                                        Working in a small team.... "Chief cook and bottlewasher" should cover it.

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                                        • M Marco Turrini

                                          Joe Woodbury wrote:

                                          He wrote code for both Macs and PCs. One day I asked which he preferred. His classic answer: "Which ever one I'm not working on."

                                          Imagine me on my knees in front of you: May I use this as my signature? Please?! If I had my own company I would hire that guy immediately: he's too clever! By the way, I don't even own my house, yet, so don't send me all yours curricula....

                                          Marco Turrini

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                                          fthyildirim
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                                          How about "Software Specialist" :) fth

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