Programmers of the past
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What roles in society do you think most of today's software developers would have occupied in times before the electronic computer existed?
:josh: My WPF Blog[^]
I would have been a gigolo, or a fireman.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
What roles in society do you think most of today's software developers would have occupied in times before the electronic computer existed?
:josh: My WPF Blog[^]
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I would have been a gigolo, or a fireman.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
Jon Sagara wrote:
a duck
She is a witch !
Company policy : no access to the internet but CP ~RaGE()
and why do ducks float? :p
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What roles in society do you think most of today's software developers would have occupied in times before the electronic computer existed?
:josh: My WPF Blog[^]
Well I would have just invented the damn things!!! I mean, if the Ancient Greeks[^] could do it, how hard can it be?
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Techno Silliness
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Me, too! My family is continually having to assist me in debugging the culinary code that I create.
Food debugging....sounds fun;P
:badger:
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What roles in society do you think most of today's software developers would have occupied in times before the electronic computer existed?
:josh: My WPF Blog[^]
Chimney sweep! We can get surrounded in our work, we don't have to keep clean, and we don't have to talk to people, being the anti-social people we are! Chimney sweeps unite! ;)
Tech, life, family, faith: Give me a visit. I'm currently blogging about: The Lord's Prayer in Aramaic song (audio) The apostle Paul, modernly speaking: Epistles of Paul Judah Himango
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chef ( as in a restaurant chef ) why ? Because a developing a recipe is like developing a program, one must find a "solution" to a "problem", abstracted to the actual running or cooking of the recipe which is cooked by a cook. A recipe is the source code and the cook ( and the kitchen ) is the compiler and computer. and remember, garbage in garbage out apply.
Maximilien Lincourt Your Head A Splode - Strong Bad
I used to be a professional Chef and now I'm a programmer - evolution in action?
Rhys A cult is a religion with no political power. Tom Wolfe Behind every argument is someone's ignorance. Louis D. Brandeis
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town drunk - like Otis on the Andy Griffith show ? mad scientist ? telemarketer! faith healer! numismatist! wild-eyed anarchist! pugilist! bovine insemination technician! investigative frotteurist! super-villain! -- modified at 10:18 Thursday 1st March, 2007
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Chris Losinger wrote:
super-villain!
Yep, that's me. Lucky you guys that I grew up with computers, otherwise I would've started nuke wars, and burnt off the atmosphere 10 times by now. \m/
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Chimney sweep! We can get surrounded in our work, we don't have to keep clean, and we don't have to talk to people, being the anti-social people we are! Chimney sweeps unite! ;)
Tech, life, family, faith: Give me a visit. I'm currently blogging about: The Lord's Prayer in Aramaic song (audio) The apostle Paul, modernly speaking: Epistles of Paul Judah Himango
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I used to be a professional Chef and now I'm a programmer - evolution in action?
Rhys A cult is a religion with no political power. Tom Wolfe Behind every argument is someone's ignorance. Louis D. Brandeis
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What roles in society do you think most of today's software developers would have occupied in times before the electronic computer existed?
:josh: My WPF Blog[^]
Well I wanted to be an architect, but didn't get the necessary entrance scores. I think most programmers have a desire to build things, and most like to look back and say 'hey thats neat' when they are finished. So my answer : builders, artists, something like that. Actually I wish I was an 18th century economics student studying under Adam Smith. Now that would have been fun and guaranteed a dame or two at a party. Those guys were radicals at the time. Of course I would like the hindsight of 2 more centuries of economic thought to take back with me. But I guess if you're going to take future knowledge back into the past, who can go past being a stock speculator? I could have made a fortune in the South Sea bubble and come up with Ricardian comparative advantage theory.
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What roles in society do you think most of today's software developers would have occupied in times before the electronic computer existed?
:josh: My WPF Blog[^]
I could have been * a maths teacher * a foreign languages teacher/translator/interpreter, or something in that domain * musician * accountant/computer
"Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes." - Edsger Dijkstra
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and why do ducks float? :p
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Brady Kelly wrote:
I cannot see how anyone can find anything boring about it.
Boring? Donno 'bout that. Chilling? Yeah. Reading law is like finding worms in your Rice Krispies... for fun. :~
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It appears that everybody is under the impression that I approve of the documentation. You probably also blame Ken Burns for supporting slavery.
--Raymond Chen on MSDN
Shog9 wrote:
Reading law is like finding worms in your Rice Krispies... for fun.
All right, dammit. Come over here and dig that disgusting image out of my head right now, mister. X|
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What roles in society do you think most of today's software developers would have occupied in times before the electronic computer existed?
:josh: My WPF Blog[^]
...architects?
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I definately would have been a composer. Probably a mediocre one, obsessed with the fact that another composer was so much more talented than I was. After many failed schemes to get ahead, It would finally be too much for me and I would scheme to kill... Oh wait, I saw that in a movie. Maybe I would have been a poor Irish stowaway on a large early 20th century cruise liner when it hits an Iceberg...
I would have been a hayseed kid on a desert planet run by gangster alien slugs...
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What roles in society do you think most of today's software developers would have occupied in times before the electronic computer existed?
:josh: My WPF Blog[^]
I would think they would be the 'same as they are now'.. Thinkers AND Have fun trying to to whatever comes to mind... It WAS MUCH easier with a Intel 4004! Well, except for the memory limits!
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What roles in society do you think most of today's software developers would have occupied in times before the electronic computer existed?
:josh: My WPF Blog[^]
I would have been what all of the men in my family have been: a craftsman. My ancestors have been machine operators, tool & die workers, made wooden cigar boxes, and there was probably a wheelwright in there somewhere (given my last name). Interesting; I just noticed that most of us have treated this as if you asked "What job would you have had in times before..." :)
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What roles in society do you think most of today's software developers would have occupied in times before the electronic computer existed?
:josh: My WPF Blog[^]
Josh Smith wrote:
What roles in society do you think most of today's software developers would have occupied in times before the electronic computer existed?
In "the old days" sons usually followed in their father's footsteps. In which case I would have been a nurse working in an old people's home wiping sh*t up after incontinent people. Thank God computers _are_ around and we don't follow in their footsteps! :-D
Never argue with an imbecile; they bring you down to their level, and beat you with experience.