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  • J Josh Smith

    What roles in society do you think most of today's software developers would have occupied in times before the electronic computer existed?

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    Jim Crafton
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    Well I would have just invented the damn things!!! I mean, if the Ancient Greeks[^] could do it, how hard can it be?

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      Me, too! My family is continually having to assist me in debugging the culinary code that I create.

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      Anton Afanasyev
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      Food debugging....sounds fun;P


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      • J Josh Smith

        What roles in society do you think most of today's software developers would have occupied in times before the electronic computer existed?

        :josh: My WPF Blog[^]

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        Judah Gabriel Himango
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        Chimney sweep! We can get surrounded in our work, we don't have to keep clean, and we don't have to talk to people, being the anti-social people we are! Chimney sweeps unite! ;)

        Tech, life, family, faith: Give me a visit. I'm currently blogging about: The Lord's Prayer in Aramaic song (audio) The apostle Paul, modernly speaking: Epistles of Paul Judah Himango

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          chef ( as in a restaurant chef ) why ? Because a developing a recipe is like developing a program, one must find a "solution" to a "problem", abstracted to the actual running or cooking of the recipe which is cooked by a cook. A recipe is the source code and the cook ( and the kitchen ) is the compiler and computer. and remember, garbage in garbage out apply.


          Maximilien Lincourt Your Head A Splode - Strong Bad

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          Rhys Gravell
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          I used to be a professional Chef and now I'm a programmer - evolution in action?

          Rhys A cult is a religion with no political power. Tom Wolfe Behind every argument is someone's ignorance. Louis D. Brandeis

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            town drunk - like Otis on the Andy Griffith show ? mad scientist ? telemarketer! faith healer! numismatist! wild-eyed anarchist! pugilist! bovine insemination technician! investigative frotteurist! super-villain! -- modified at 10:18 Thursday 1st March, 2007

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            Jorgen Sigvardsson
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            Chris Losinger wrote:

            super-villain!

            Yep, that's me. Lucky you guys that I grew up with computers, otherwise I would've started nuke wars, and burnt off the atmosphere 10 times by now. \m/

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            • J Judah Gabriel Himango

              Chimney sweep! We can get surrounded in our work, we don't have to keep clean, and we don't have to talk to people, being the anti-social people we are! Chimney sweeps unite! ;)

              Tech, life, family, faith: Give me a visit. I'm currently blogging about: The Lord's Prayer in Aramaic song (audio) The apostle Paul, modernly speaking: Epistles of Paul Judah Himango

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              Josh Smith
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              Judah Himango wrote:

              Chimney sweep!

              Clever! :)

              :josh: My WPF Blog[^]

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                I used to be a professional Chef and now I'm a programmer - evolution in action?

                Rhys A cult is a religion with no political power. Tom Wolfe Behind every argument is someone's ignorance. Louis D. Brandeis

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                Maximilien
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                so you're used to try to catch bugs !!!


                Maximilien Lincourt Your Head A Splode - Strong Bad

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                • J Josh Smith

                  What roles in society do you think most of today's software developers would have occupied in times before the electronic computer existed?

                  :josh: My WPF Blog[^]

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                  Bruce Chapman DNN
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                  Well I wanted to be an architect, but didn't get the necessary entrance scores. I think most programmers have a desire to build things, and most like to look back and say 'hey thats neat' when they are finished. So my answer : builders, artists, something like that. Actually I wish I was an 18th century economics student studying under Adam Smith. Now that would have been fun and guaranteed a dame or two at a party. Those guys were radicals at the time. Of course I would like the hindsight of 2 more centuries of economic thought to take back with me. But I guess if you're going to take future knowledge back into the past, who can go past being a stock speculator? I could have made a fortune in the South Sea bubble and come up with Ricardian comparative advantage theory.

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                  • J Josh Smith

                    What roles in society do you think most of today's software developers would have occupied in times before the electronic computer existed?

                    :josh: My WPF Blog[^]

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                    Donkey Master
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                    I could have been * a maths teacher * a foreign languages teacher/translator/interpreter, or something in that domain * musician * accountant/computer

                    "Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes." - Edsger Dijkstra

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                    • S Steve McLenithan

                      and why do ducks float? :p

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                      Jecc
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                      They can't breathe under water. :rolleyes:

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                        Brady Kelly wrote:

                        I cannot see how anyone can find anything boring about it.

                        Boring? Donno 'bout that. Chilling? Yeah. Reading law is like finding worms in your Rice Krispies... for fun.  :~

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                        Shog9 wrote:

                        Reading law is like finding worms in your Rice Krispies... for fun.

                        All right, dammit. Come over here and dig that disgusting image out of my head right now, mister. X|


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                        • J Josh Smith

                          What roles in society do you think most of today's software developers would have occupied in times before the electronic computer existed?

                          :josh: My WPF Blog[^]

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                          Stan Klimoff
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                          ...architects?

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                            I definately would have been a composer. Probably a mediocre one, obsessed with the fact that another composer was so much more talented than I was. After many failed schemes to get ahead, It would finally be too much for me and I would scheme to kill... Oh wait, I saw that in a movie. Maybe I would have been a poor Irish stowaway on a large early 20th century cruise liner when it hits an Iceberg...

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                            Gary Wheeler
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                            I would have been a hayseed kid on a desert planet run by gangster alien slugs...


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                            • J Josh Smith

                              What roles in society do you think most of today's software developers would have occupied in times before the electronic computer existed?

                              :josh: My WPF Blog[^]

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                              Just me at will_george something
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                              I would think they would be the 'same as they are now'.. Thinkers AND Have fun trying to to whatever comes to mind... It WAS MUCH easier with a Intel 4004! Well, except for the memory limits!

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                              • J Josh Smith

                                What roles in society do you think most of today's software developers would have occupied in times before the electronic computer existed?

                                :josh: My WPF Blog[^]

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                                Gary Wheeler
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                                I would have been what all of the men in my family have been: a craftsman. My ancestors have been machine operators, tool & die workers, made wooden cigar boxes, and there was probably a wheelwright in there somewhere (given my last name). Interesting; I just noticed that most of us have treated this as if you asked "What job would you have had in times before..." :)


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                                • J Josh Smith

                                  What roles in society do you think most of today's software developers would have occupied in times before the electronic computer existed?

                                  :josh: My WPF Blog[^]

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                                  Josh Smith wrote:

                                  What roles in society do you think most of today's software developers would have occupied in times before the electronic computer existed?

                                  In "the old days" sons usually followed in their father's footsteps. In which case I would have been a nurse working in an old people's home wiping sh*t up after incontinent people. Thank God computers _are_ around and we don't follow in their footsteps! :-D

                                  Never argue with an imbecile; they bring you down to their level, and beat you with experience.

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                                  • G Gary Wheeler

                                    I would have been what all of the men in my family have been: a craftsman. My ancestors have been machine operators, tool & die workers, made wooden cigar boxes, and there was probably a wheelwright in there somewhere (given my last name). Interesting; I just noticed that most of us have treated this as if you asked "What job would you have had in times before..." :)


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                                    Josh Smith
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                                    Gary Wheeler wrote:

                                    Interesting; I just noticed that most of us have treated this as if you asked "What job would you have had in times before..."

                                    Yeah, I noticed that too. Very odd. There was a clearly worded spec, but the resultant product was way off base... ;P

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                                    • J Josh Smith

                                      What roles in society do you think most of today's software developers would have occupied in times before the electronic computer existed?

                                      :josh: My WPF Blog[^]

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                                      Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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                                      I'd probably have ended up in either medicine (which runs in my family) or coporate finance (my Dad made me promise never to become an accountant!).

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                                      • J Josh Smith

                                        What roles in society do you think most of today's software developers would have occupied in times before the electronic computer existed?

                                        :josh: My WPF Blog[^]

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                                        pgorbas
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                                        I think many of us, if we were not Software Engineers, would either be Electrical Engineers ( and hence creating that computer again ), or Mechanical Engineers or Architects.:)

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                                        • J Josh Smith

                                          What roles in society do you think most of today's software developers would have occupied in times before the electronic computer existed?

                                          :josh: My WPF Blog[^]

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                                          z974647
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                                          Either a musician or a mathematician

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