1st April coming
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Brad, Brad! Where are you? Somebody's hacked into your account.:-D
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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I'm writing an article about how great VB is. Marc
People are just notoriously impossible. --DavidCrow
There's NO excuse for not commenting your code. -- John Simmons / outlaw programmer
People who say that they will refactor their code later to make it "good" don't understand refactoring, nor the art and craft of programming. -- Josh Smith -
One of my favorite (I think that is a Calvin&Hobbes one, not sure): - Call someone randomly on the phone and say that people are working on the line, and that if the phone rings, they MUST NOT go to the phone in the next 30 minutes because this would bring electricity back in the line and would kill the tech working on it. - Wait five minutes. - Call back, and let ring. - After a quite long period of time, the person WILL go on the phone, and then you just go "AAAARRRRGHHHHH". :rolleyes:
Company policy : no access to the internet but CP ~RaGE()
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Unless I missed the joke, there is a Java forum.
"Approved Workmen Are Not Ashamed" - 2 Timothy 2:15
"Judge not by the eye but by the heart." - Native American Proverb
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I'd probably try something like a plain english compiler.
Company policy : no access to the internet but CP ~RaGE()
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ASP.net is superior to PHP.... See what I did there?
Brad Australian - unknown PHP Developer on "Job Prospect" Requirement: * Experience working with XML, XSL, XPath Comment: and other things starting with X.
Bradml wrote:
ASP.net is superior to PHP....
For some reason I believe it, you're not fooling me!! ;P
CleaKO
"I think you'll be okay here, they have a thin candy shell. 'Surprised you didn't know that.'" - Tommy (Tommy Boy)
"Fill it up again! Fill it up again! Once it hits your lips, it's so good!" - Frank the Tank (Old School) -
ASP.net is superior to PHP.... See what I did there?
Brad Australian - unknown PHP Developer on "Job Prospect" Requirement: * Experience working with XML, XSL, XPath Comment: and other things starting with X.
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There is one already there, albeit hidden.
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I'm writing an article about how great VB is. Marc
People are just notoriously impossible. --DavidCrow
There's NO excuse for not commenting your code. -- John Simmons / outlaw programmer
People who say that they will refactor their code later to make it "good" don't understand refactoring, nor the art and craft of programming. -- Josh Smith -
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Why mad? Marc
People are just notoriously impossible. --DavidCrow
There's NO excuse for not commenting your code. -- John Simmons / outlaw programmer
People who say that they will refactor their code later to make it "good" don't understand refactoring, nor the art and craft of programming. -- Josh Smith -
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Heres what you do.. Unlock their task bar then hide it, take a screen shot of their desktop and set their desktop image to this screen shot (of course you'd have to put it into Photoshop ( hell or even Pain) and make an image out of it, Right-Click on their desktop and uncheck "Show Desktop Icons" from the "Arrange Icons By" menu then put their task bar back in place. What you have is a desktop that looks like theirs but when they click on any icon it doesn't do anything because its just an image.
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As a result of the recent Gates, Stallman, and Torvalds summit, Microsoft has decided to go open source with all major product lines, including Windows and Office.
Software Zen:
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a.mulay wrote:
What do you think is the best idea to fool someone this april?
smile at them constantly all day long, ask them often how they are doing, and if they saw/found/felt/heard anything odd today.... when they ask you why, say "oh nothing, nevermind" and walk away. Don't forget to smile, often. Chuckling works good too, but make sure it is real.
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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Heres what you do.. Unlock their task bar then hide it, take a screen shot of their desktop and set their desktop image to this screen shot (of course you'd have to put it into Photoshop ( hell or even Pain) and make an image out of it, Right-Click on their desktop and uncheck "Show Desktop Icons" from the "Arrange Icons By" menu then put their task bar back in place. What you have is a desktop that looks like theirs but when they click on any icon it doesn't do anything because its just an image.
RLMcCutchen wrote:
take a screen shot of their desktop and set their desktop image to this screen shot (of course you'd have to put it into Photoshop ( hell or even Pain) and make an image out of it,
MSpaint can do this.
-- CleaKO The sad part about this instance is that none of the users ever said anything [about the problem]. Pete O`Hanlon Doesn't that just tell you everything you need to know about users?
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As a result of the recent Gates, Stallman, and Torvalds summit, Microsoft has decided to go open source with all major product lines, including Windows and Office.
Software Zen:
delete this;or Torvalds has accepted a position as Chief Software Architect for Microsoft... :rolleyes: Steve
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Why mad? Marc
People are just notoriously impossible. --DavidCrow
There's NO excuse for not commenting your code. -- John Simmons / outlaw programmer
People who say that they will refactor their code later to make it "good" don't understand refactoring, nor the art and craft of programming. -- Josh SmithOld VB right. For some reason, I have been staying away from VB. :)
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