1st April coming

[Marcus J Smith]

Bradml wrote:

ASP.net is superior to PHP....

For some reason I believe it, you're not fooling me!! ;P

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CleaKO

"I think you'll be okay here, they have a thin candy shell. 'Surprised you didn't know that.'" - Tommy (Tommy Boy)
"Fill it up again! Fill it up again! Once it hits your lips, it's so good!" - Frank the Tank (Old School)

[NormDroid]

Splutter hell no:)

.net is a box of never ending treasures, every day I get find another gem.

[Vasudevan Deepak Kumar]

There is one already there, albeit hidden.

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[Vasudevan Deepak Kumar]

Marc Clifton wrote:

VB

:mad:

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[Vasudevan Deepak Kumar]

Davy Mitchell wrote:

MS Vista

Utopian

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[Marc Clifton]

Why mad? Marc

Thyme In The Country
Interacx

People are just notoriously impossible. --DavidCrow
There's NO excuse for not commenting your code. -- John Simmons / outlaw programmer
People who say that they will refactor their code later to make it "good" don't understand refactoring, nor the art and craft of programming. -- Josh Smith

[Member 96]

My turn to be pedantic :) : I've been using Vista for a month now with a new pc doing all manner of development work etc that I did on my old xp pro computer and ... well it just *is* ready for release.

[Psycho Coder Extreme]

Heres what you do.. Unlock their task bar then hide it, take a screen shot of their desktop and set their desktop image to this screen shot (of course you'd have to put it into Photoshop ( hell or even Pain) and make an image out of it, Right-Click on their desktop and uncheck "Show Desktop Icons" from the "Arrange Icons By" menu then put their task bar back in place. What you have is a desktop that looks like theirs but when they click on any icon it doesn't do anything because its just an image.

[Gary Wheeler]

As a result of the recent Gates, Stallman, and Torvalds summit, Microsoft has decided to go open source with all major product lines, including Windows and Office.

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Software Zen: delete this;

[El Corazon]

a.mulay wrote:

What do you think is the best idea to fool someone this april?

smile at them constantly all day long, ask them often how they are doing, and if they saw/found/felt/heard anything odd today.... when they ask you why, say "oh nothing, nevermind" and walk away. Don't forget to smile, often. Chuckling works good too, but make sure it is real.

_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

[Dan Neely]

RLMcCutchen wrote:

take a screen shot of their desktop and set their desktop image to this screen shot (of course you'd have to put it into Photoshop ( hell or even Pain) and make an image out of it,

MSpaint can do this.

-- CleaKO The sad part about this instance is that none of the users ever said anything [about the problem]. Pete O`Hanlon Doesn't that just tell you everything you need to know about users?

[Steve Mayfield]

or Torvalds has accepted a position as Chief Software Architect for Microsoft... :rolleyes: Steve

[Vasudevan Deepak Kumar]

Old VB right. For some reason, I have been staying away from VB. :)

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